I'm pretty sure it was Gwyneth Paltrow who came up with the theory that, mentally, you stop aging at the age at which you become famous. That would make Justin Bieber 13-years-old. Yup. Sounds about right. Especially when you hear his latest antics. The Biebs, who I just gave credit for maturing when he reunited with Selena Gomez (sorry, world) has proven once again what a little douchenozzle he is. Justin was reportedly caught egging a neighbor's home. And it's not even Halloween!
TMZ reports that cops were called while Bieber was in the midst of his egg assault on his exclusive gated-community's neighbor. That neighborhood must rue the day he moved in. According to the neighbor, he heard something banging against his house early last night, and he stepped out on to a balcony to find out what was happening.
Lo and behold, he claims he saw Justin Bieber hurling eggs at his house. What a sight that must be, eh? You'd sort of wonder if someone dropped an acid pill in your hot chocolate. (Or, this being Los Angeles, your kale and chia sheed shake.)
The neighbor yelled down, "What the hell are you doing?" and they continued to hurl insults at each other as Bieber made an omelet against the side of the dude's home. The neighbor thinks at least 20 eggs hit his house. What a waste of food. Children are dying in Africa.
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He called the police but it's unclear if they got a statement from Bieber. However, since there is more than $400 in damage, this could actually be a felony. Oh, will someone finally put Bieber in jail?!
The neighbor took video of the whole incident (wouldn't you?) and then gave it to TMZ. So maybe he made his $400 back. If that's really Biebs on the video as the guy claims, he is swearing up a storm and acting like a total dipshit as the guy yells things like "You're a big fucking man, aren't you?"
Check it out:
Okay, the panicked person who called 911 to report an "assault" was perhaps exaggerating just a tad. However, yet another reason Bieber made the celebrity you'd least like to live next to poll!
Ahh, you can really see what Selena loves about him.
What the hell is wrong with Justin?
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