Jon GosselinJon Gosselin returns to reality TV in January, when he and his girlfriend of two years, single mom of three Liz Jannetta, join the dysfunctional cast of Couples Therapy. Jon, who claims he despises reality TV and will never do reality TV again is, uh, doing reality TV. BUT he says it's all for his relationship -- that the pair needed therapy and couldn't afford it. Somehow I doubt that excuse would wash if it was Kate doing the therapy. Speaking of Kate ... oh my. Let's just say things between these two sound as perky as ever.

Jon, in an interview with Philly Magazine, had this to say about the mother of his eight kids:

Everyone thinks I’m out to get Kate. I don’t give a fuck! What would I get out of it? Everyone knows she’s an asshole, you know what I mean? I don’t have to -- she’s proven that! Kate wants to still be on television. She’s now digging into the past, because that’s what sells. Too late, honey. No one gives a fuck, really.

Apparently Jon hasn't learned yet that his kids can read. And will probably read Philly Magazine one day. Or maybe he just doesn't care.

As for not giving a fuck, this is hilariously proven true when a "fan" interrupts his interview to ask if he's Ryan Gosling. Ha!

For someone who hates fame so much, he sure keeps courting it. There was the segment on Entertainment Tonight that outed him as a waiter. Then there was The View and Oprah. Then Philly Mag. Now Couples Therapy.

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But he hates the fact that Kate is on Twitter, yelping:

Yeah, Twitter. I deleted it last year. Best thing I ever did. I can disappear. Nobody knows where I am. [Kate] tweets everything. To the world, all about my children. I think it’s disgusting and awful. They can’t even have a normal life.

Hmmm ... Pot. Kettle. Kettle. Pot.

Somehow I doubt Jon doesn't mention Kate or his kids while on Couples Therapy.

It is rather too bad that Jon and Kate, although not a romantic couple anymore, didn't go on the show together and learn how to interact in a civil manner. They brought eight human beings into the world, after all.

Do you think Jon needs to sit down and shut up?

 

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