Robert pattinson and kristen stewartRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may not be spending Christmas together, but New Year's Eve is a whole other story. Rumors have been swirling that the former Twilight couple may be tangoing together once the clock strikes midnight next week. Apparently Kristen wants to spend the holiday with Rob and bring in 2014 "in a pub, drinking beers, laughing, and listening to music."

Of course she does (can you sense my sarcasm?). Here's the thing: whether or not this is true, it's about time now that this chapter comes to a close. No offense to KStew, but the jig is up. This couple has allegedly been "trying" to rekindle this relationship for months and months now, and it's going nowhere. Just like the Twilight franchise that came to an end in 2013 with the release of Breaking Dawn Part II in March, the relationship needs to end, too.

Come on, lady, you can do it. Bring on 2014 with a clean state, Kristen.

Enough is enough, period. I can only imagine the relationship turmoil that Rob and Kristen have been going through considering the media have been speculating the two of 'em were getting back together for EVER now. But now that Rob has moved on to working on new projects and Kristen is tackling the modeling thing, they have no common projects. No common work.

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It's a clean slate, and that's a good thing! I'm sure it wasn't easy to move on from the relationship while Rob and Kristen were doing the media circuit together, sharing the red carpet together, seeing photos of them together plastered on billboards, buses, you name it. But now is the time to break away from that Twilight stereotype and become actors that aren't known by the names Edward and Bella. Now is the time to become who they want to be for the rest of their careers.

So what will that entail? Well, no offense to KStew, but the relentless pokes at her bland personality and inability to smile make me think that this whole modeling thing could really open up some doors for her in the world of print media. And as for Rob? I'd love to see him in another movie alongside pal and former Water for Elephants costar Reese Witherspoon. Preferably rockin' a nice tailored suit.

Do you actually take the new year as a chance to start fresh? What resolutions do you have for 2014?

 

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