Charlie Sheen Gives 'Duck Dynasty' Star Phil Robertson One Heck of a Beating

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Charlie SheenIt's pretty safe to say that exactly no one has been shy about voicing their opinions on the whole Duck Dynasty controversy over the past week. But wait until you get a load of Charlie Sheen's message to Phil Robertson, which is nothing short of epic.

Instead of simply throwing an insult or two at him, Charlie took to Twitter to dish out a full-fledged letter of disgust -- in an effort to make it very clear he didn't approve of Phil's homophobic comments.

Apparently Charlie cares a lot more about his gay friends than we ever would've imagined.

Here's what he had to say.

hey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of
your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.

 

Damn. Tell us how you really feel, Chuck.

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Sheesh! Charlie isn't always the most eloquent or tasteful individual -- but you gotta admit there's something a bit endearing about him going to such great lengths to stick up for his friends. Guess he's not a bad dude to have on your side when the going gets tough.

Of course, this little rant also serves as a reminder that Charlie is someone you never, ever, E-V-E-R want to cross. Especially if you pay attention to Twitter.

Do you think Charlie's words for Phil are spot on, or too harsh?

 

Image via Pacific Coast News

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astenken astenken

Charlie Sheen is an idiot and an attention whore.  I would consider it a compliment if he were repulsed by me.  This Phil Robertson issue has been totally taken out of context on a media spin, and it is the ignorant people like him, who have not read all of the interview, who are being manipulated by an agenda to find controversy where there is absolutely none. I have never watched "Duck Dynasty" so I have no dogs in this fight, but the man was only expressing his Christian values in an extremely compassionate way, but no one reads exactly what he says, because it is politically expedient to edit out the compassionate parts and portray him as a gay hater.  Ridiculous.  And, oh, Charlie?  You used the word mendaciously incorrectly.  The  phrase "false unforgivable" makes no sense.  So, maybe it is best to put away those fifty cent words that you clearly have no business using.  No one believes you are an intellectual.

hello... hellokd87

I agree, it seems like the political fight is equality amongst all teligions however when a Christian "comes out of the closet" to speak their personal values they get attacked for it. Yes, it is a war on Christianity when the "good" christians are the most accepting people & most tolerant of other cultures. What are we teaching our children about personal beliefs & religion? Oh wait, they took God out of schools, we're teaching them that there is no religion & conglomerate America is God. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

fave82 fave82

Sheen is an embarrassment to any cause he tries to back. Pretty much sucks the credibility out of any situation he associates himself with.

ds79 ds79

Charlie Sheen is a crack head. Just because Phil Robertson doesn't agree with a Gay lifestyle doesn't make him homophobic. Phil's beliefs come from the bible. When did this county become a place where you couldnt practice or speak about your own relgion? When did it become not ok to have an opinion? People want to create a fire where there isn't one. It's ok to be anything you want to be in this country as long as you're not Christian..smh.

kisse... kisses5050

"Phil Robertson doesn't agree with a Gay lifestyle "


Homosexuality is not a "lifestyle". There can be homosexuals living in the swamps living a Cajun "lifestyle". There can be a wealthy homosexual ceo living a jetesetting lifestyle or a musician living a starving artist lifestyle.....


It is ok to have an opinion ...you have the "freedom of speech" not to be thrown in dark jail cell by government for expressing it. However, what people tend to forget is they need to be responsible for what they say and realize there may be consequences....if you offend someone on the first date there wont be a second if you don't fit in with the way the chorus dances you wont be able to kick with them.... be prepared

ds79 ds79

Kisses5050..he didn't say anything wrong...so what exactly does he need to be held responsible for? A&E only wants him to discuss the opinions they agree with? The whole show is centered around their faith and Christianity. What was everyone expecting him to say??? You think A&E really really cares about what Phil said..or are they just worried about the backlash and loss of money? "We like that you make us a lot of money Phil but try not to be too Christian ok (said in sarcastic tone) !!" So stupid. Like I said...you can be anything you want in this country without consequence as long as its not Christian.

TheLa... TheLadyAmalthea

People care what celebrities say? 

Elaine Cox

2008..“On Wednesday, a three-year-old voicemail that Sheen left for Richards was made public, in which Sheen calls Richards, among other insults, a “f—— n—–,” despite the fact that she’s not black.”...However, what people tend to forget is they need to be responsible for what they say and realize there may be consequences..im sure you were aying that when it was the dixie chicks...you were werent you

Elaine Cox

...you have the "freedom of speech" not to be thrown in dark jail cell by government for expressing it.....tell that to the guy who made the youtube video that obama tried to blame...oh ya he is in jail for a "probation violation"..wink wink

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