We've heard it from "sources" and now we're hearing it from the girl herself. Dylan Penn says she's not dating Robert Pattinson. To be more specific, she says of the rumors that she and Rob are dating, "That's been very foreign to me. But actually kind of funny, because it's all bulls***." Hear that, fans? Dylan is not, I repeat, NOT dating Robert Pattinson. She laughs at the very idea -- even though she's been seen engaging in dating-like body language with Robert. She and Rob are not a "Thing" and we should all stop thinking they are. As of today.
Right. Maybe Dylan and Rob were kind of a thing until Dylan got the feeling that she wasn't about to become Rob's one-and-only. She might want to try and save face a little. You know, "Who me, crushing on Rob? Don't be silly! I am so NOT!" Meanwhile Rob is actually really into Dylan. She's pretty and she's fun and she's making him forget all about the humiliation and heartbreak with Kristen. Except he's also not quite ready to close off his other options just yet.
But it's too late! Dylan is not waiting for Rob to make up his mind. She's moving on. In fact, Dylan may be into Vampire Diaries star Steven R. McQueen, who looks like a child until he takes his shirt off. Okay, supposedly Steven has been dating a cute, blonde production assistant from Vampire Diaries for ages. But who knows ... maybe they've broken up and Dylan wants to make a play for Steven, since things with Rob aren't working out. Not that they were dating. Because they weren't. Haha, why would you think that?
Anyway, Rob is totally working things out with Kristen, remember? (Snort. Talk about bullsh*t ...)
Do you think Dylan is protesting too much?
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