Quick: name one vacation destination you shouldn't for one second consider if you freak out over spiders and every insect on earth, never realized pigs have nipples, and -- oh yeah -- hate horses. Ding, ding, ding! "Dude ranch" is the winning answer! Yet the fearless foursome proved this week that they can and WILL pee in any worm-infested wooded area you throw their way, AND they'll do it while wearing cowboy hats and shiny black Spandex pants.

So yeah, Snooki, Jionni, JWOWW, and Roger have decided it's high time they get acquainted with the equestrian life and that the only way to vacation is to shack up in a single room with two double beds and one bathroom. I'm telling you, these four are meant to be together. The chemistry among them is so impressive, you have to keep yourself from falling asleep at times. Can they please just fight or at least snip at each other or something? The closest Nicole and Jenni come to disagreeing on anything is when Snooki tries to convince her BFF she can totally have sex in the room if she wants to and that, despite what JWOWW thinks, she won't look. Even their arguments are rooted in love and concern for one another -- blahh.

Their four-way love connection is sweet and all, but I'm starting to feel bad for the guys because it seems like they're constantly forced to concoct ways they can create a little excitement. This time around, they decide they're going to pull middle school pranks on Snooki and JWOWW, so we get to see a variety of rubber items -- no, not those kind of rubber items -- you know, boring rubber items like a rubber snake, spider, and rat. All of which make Snooki scream, but fall short of actually creating any semblance of drama.

Which is what this show desperately needs at this point.

It isn't that I'm not rooting for Snooki to overcome her hatred of horses (her words, not mine) by literally taking the reins and going for a ride. It's that I really would just rather find out her cultural background (fingers crossed -- if previews are to be believed, she'll get the results of her DNA tests next week). And I love Jenni and Roger and their funny, sweet relationship -- but I'm still worried for them and want to make sure their couples' therapy is working. 

In other words -- stop vacationing and get back to real life, you guys! Snooki, I'm especially disappointed in you because this is no time to be horsing around when you have bridesmaids dresses to pick out. Don't you know it will take at least 12 to 16 weeks to have them delivered from the warehouse and we simply don't have that much time?!

Let's hope they get the message and return to their normal NJ lunacy next week. In the meantime, here's a sneak peek at this week's episode:

Did you like watching Snooki and JWOWW vacation at the dude ranch? What are you dying to see them do next? 

 

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