Before the Mont Blanc ink was dry on Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's divorce papers, the rumors started. Khloe is dating someone new already! Lamar blames his friends for his divorce, because they're the ones who brought women around! And now today, we have another one: Lamar says he dumped Khloe before she filed for divorce. Or, as you and I likely read it: Lamar feels like a loser, so he's trying to save face in the most middle school-worthy of ways.
When Khloe sat him down to ask him for a divorce, did it go something like this:
Khloe: Lamar, I want a div--
Lamar: I want a divorce! I said it first!
According to the TMZ, Lamar is claiming that he initiated the break-up with his wife, as opposed to the other way around. There have been various stories floating around on the Internet -- he thinks Khloe brings out the bad side of him; he wants to be married to his basketball career again -- but this, to me, is the most ridiculous of all. He broke up with Khloe? Shut it down, dude! You sound ridiculous.
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Clearly, Lamar is nowhere near being on the mend. Save for a few occasions, the man hasn't displayed an ounce of humility or remorse for what he's done throughout this entire ordeal. He's done nothing but blame his actions on other people, and now he has the audacity to make the divorce look like his doing. Insane.
If Khloe had any doubts about whether divorcing Lamar was the right move or not, I think this ought to quell any anxieties. Khloe, you're better than this. And Lamar, hope you and your basketball career live happily ever after. (But Basketball Career, I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you.)
Do you think Lamar wants to be divorced from Khloe?
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