The Kardashian Christmas Tree Might Be the Saddest One You'll See This Season

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kardashian christmas treeI know times are tough for the Kardashians. Kris and Bruce are split up. Khloe and Lamar are having issues up the wazoo. And then there's Kanye being Kanye. They have it rough, this family. So I can't really fault them for having a Christmas tree that looks like this.

Sure it's huge and decorated with precision. Those red velvet bows seem to kiss all the right branches. The perfectly placed red and silver ball ornaments. The white lights elegantly draped. The gorgeous star topper. And of course the holly garland adorning the impressive double staircase. But it's a sad tree. It lacks what most Christmas trees are bursting with.

It has no soul.

Where are the ornaments that tell a story? I want to see the hand-print snowman that Kim made when she was 5. I want to see Khloe's homemade snowman she crafted back when she was the littlest sis. I'm sure Kourtney has made some ornaments with Mason and Penelope. I want them to liven it up. I want to see that cheesy but adorable mouse wearing a top hat on skis. And the one of a hot dog smiling and wearing a Santa hat. Oh wait. Am I the only one with those kinds of ornaments? I want to put the 'fun' in Christ-fun-mas. Where is the joy? Where is the love? Where are the memories? Where are the presents?

This is in Kris Jenner's home. Not in a big department store. Not in a museum. A person's home. A mother's home. A grandmother's home. I don't even think this tree smells like pine. It's so bland it probably smells like nothing. Their Christmas card was SO much more exciting! Couldn't they take a cue from that? Mini Wheaties boxes with Bruce's face on them as ornaments would be amazing.

Kome on, Kardashians! If you are going to have a tree be this dull and heartless and sad, have it karved into a K to give it some kind of something. Maybe Kanye could come over with a chainsaw, and film himself making it into a K while Kim writhes her half naked body all up and down those stairs? Yeah. That will give it some soul.

What do you think of the Kardashian Christmas tree? Boring? Sad?

 

Image via krisjenner/Instagram

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kelti... kelticmom

What a nasty article. You do realize some people with bigger houses have more then one tree, right? My mom does. A formal one in the entry like the Kardsashian's, and the a family tree in the den. Stop being so mean spirited.

Rebec... Rebecca7708

That looks like the entry way of their house. I'm guessing they have a more personal tree in the family room or something. And Kourtney probably had a tree for the kids at her own house.

nonmember avatar Betty Garrett

I think the Kardashian tree is VERY BLAA.

RobJar RobJar

Wow. You drank hateraid today!! Grow up!!

nonmember avatar Sally

Like all things Kardashian. Overproduced.

nonmember avatar Guesty

I love this article, it is so true. And a big EFF you to all the losers defending this trashy family!

nonmember avatar Susan Tondreaus

It's beautiful just like all of them.can I hear a little but of jelousy in what you say???? They have the money so why not such a lavish tree in their lavish home.........I wish.

nonmember avatar Susan Tondreaus

It's beautiful just like all of them.can I hear a little but of jelousy in what you say???? They have the money so why not such a lavish tree in their lavish home.........I wish.

Lenor... Lenore411

I usually can't stand the Kardashians but I think that this tree is beautiful and homemade ornaments wouldn't look right.  Actually considering all the lights I don't think any ornaments would have looked right.

Nikko... Nikkole95

What I'm wondering is if they all gather around this giant tree, on that cold (but gorgeous) floor to open gifts?

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