Well this may be the most ridiculous thing you hear all day. Hot on the heels of the major news that Madonna and her boyfriend of three years Brahim Zaibat have broken up, Madge may be already seeing someone else. That someone else? None other than Bruce Jenner. Okay, so not quite. But apparently the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star has a crush on Madonna, and wants to date her to teach Kris Jenner a lesson!
Ha, if Madonna has a quarter for every man in the world that wanted to date her -- right? But really, can you imagine Madonna and Bruce Jenner DATING?! Because I can, and it's hilarious. He takes her out to a movie, she something to irritate her, he calls her an enslaver and says "SEE IT DOESN'T FEEL NICE, DOES IT?!"
Oh man, the thought of it.
As funny as thinking of Madonna and Bruce together really is, I'm SURE there are other funny couples that can emerge from the Kardashian clan. Off the top of my head, some weird combinations for you:
Khloe Kardashian and Jonah Hill: she would hands-down be a sky scraper next to him. But man would they be the most hilarious couple on the planet. I mean, Khloe's funny on her own -- but with him?! Fabulousness.
Rob Kardashian and Courtney Stodden: Oh god there's no way he could put up with Courtney's BS on a daily basis.
Kendall Jenner and Connor Kennedy: As if Taylor Swift's hate for Kendall Jenner isn't great enough as it is now, can you imagine the throwdown that would happen if word spread that Kendall was dating ANOTHER one of her exes? Good lord.
Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik: He's so awkward can you imagine him standing next to Kris Je ... oh wait, that's already happening.
Who do you think is the most awkward celebrity couple out there?
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