Justin Bieber has moved. The pop star decided he had enough of Earth, so he picked up and moved to another planet: Planet Douche (slogan: where everybody's always shirtless!).
That, and only that, friends, would be the only justification for Bieber's latest reported mishap. While hanging out at a hotel pool in Perth, Australia, Bieber called a curvy fan a "beached whale." And because that clearly wasn't insulting, ignorant, and obnoxious enough, he kept going (and going) like an insecure fifth grade boy.
According to onlookers, four girls were sunbathing by the pool at the Hyatt Regency when Bieber, surrounded by his security team, looked over and said to a girl who's been described as "gorgeous with long dark hair and a size 14," "What are you Hawaiian or something?" The girl, shocked, replied, "No, I'm not." He then went on to make his delightful "beached whale" comment, bringing the girl to the verge of tears. And he then wrapped up the pathetic stand-up routine with, "You should go on the Biggest Loser" and made a gesture to indicate a large belly.
I really don't want to believe this is true, because it makes me want to cry thinking about a fan of Justin's being humiliated by him in front of a crowd of people. But more than one person is claiming this gross account to be accurate, so I'm kind of a belieber. And now all I can think of is: Please, dear lord, let this be the final nail in Justin Bieber's coffin. How much more douchery can we take from one person? Sure, the guy is talented -- I saw Never Say Never, not afraid to admit it -- but the gas mask, the boob-grabbing, the wild parties, the car accidents, and now this. How can anyone be a "fan" of this yahoo?
Sadly, I don't imagine any repercussions would really come from this since Bieber seems to have an uncanny knack for avoiding repercussions. But we know one thing's for certain: Bieber lost at least one fan after his rude outburst.
Have you lost faith in Biebs?
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