If they were to ever give out an award for most passive-aggressive Instagram messages, Khloe Kardashian would win hands down. Khloe never talks directly about Lamar Odom on Instagram -- oh, but giiiiirl, we know these messages are all for Lamar! As the world knows by now, Khloe and Lamar have been aswirl with pending divorce rumors -- though they somehow miraculously haven't filed yet. And since the marriage began going south, Khloe has documented every frothing thought and pouting selfie on Instagram. Only she's got plausible deniability that these aren't MESSAGES TO LAMMYKINS.
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The first one, posted on December 6, accompanied a photo of Khloe in her new favorite lipstick shade and read:
Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul. Eventually her soul will reflect and beauty you will possess.
The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal the sting?! Hmmm. This could be a veiled message that no matter how camera-ready Khloe looks in her Instagram postings, she is ready to stick it to Lamar. Or it could just be some ramblings and we should all just get a life and not look any further into it.
At any rate, we may have had some recent hope that the two were working things out, but apparently not. One report has a source saying:
He knows it’s not going to last. He already knows and there’s nothing he can do about it. He’s expecting Khloe to end things.
Well, Lamar, what on Earth did you expect?
A few days later, Khloe again took to Instagram to talk about her marriage and/or post some random saying. This one was long. Excerpt:
Dear Human: You’ve got it all wrong. You didn’t come here to master unconditional love. That is where you came from and where you’ll return. You came here to learn personal love. Universal love. Messy love. Sweaty love. Crazy love. Broken love. Whole love.
The post appears to originate from Courtney A. Walsh, an inspirational writer.
Crazy and broken would definitely describe Khloe and Lamar. And maybe sweaty too. But that's none of my business.
What do you think Khloe is trying to say with all of these postings?
Image via Khloe Kardashian/Instagram
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