The reason Brandi Glanville (this is unconfirmed but is my, come on, highly likely conjecture) was offered a spot on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was because of her high-profile divorce from philandering ab-and-dimple-having Eddie Cibrian. I mean, there could be other reasons. After all, she is perfectly inappropriate and hilarious too.
I do not say any of this with any judgment. Quite the contrary. If anything, I doff my cap to Ms. Glanville for taking a sucky situation and turning it into a positive (or at least profitable) one. Also, any time someone can walk away from a professional yodeler stealing their husband and still look funny and accessible, a reality TV show angel gets its wings.
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Brandi's bread and butter is her ability to keep a nice, juicy feud -- like the one with her ex and his new wife -- going. So when I say that I am skeptical about her recent claims that she spies a drama-free future ahead with Eddie and LeAnn Rimes, I'm not skeptical because I doubt her ability to follow through. I'm skeptical because Brandi needs a paycheck, and like it or not, these battle royales with LeAnn definitely make up a nice chunk of her publicity.
But maybe there's something substantial behind it after all. She's talking about shutting down her Twitter account now, after a burgeoning movement of new hater-followers managed to get her down. Brandi's Twitter has provided some infamous gossip-fodder about her issues with LeAnn. Letting it go could prove she's really ready to put the bull-honkey behind her and move on.
Do you think LeAnn is really ready to turn a new leaf?
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