'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' NEEDS Kanye to Take Over

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kanye westAll this time I thought Kanye West refused to appear on Keeping Up With the Kardashians because he thinks the reality TV show is artistically beneath him. (Because it kind of is ...) But that is not the case! (Yes, actually, it is.) In a radio station interview Kanye revealed the real reason why he won't go on Kim Kardashian's show: Because he's a control freak. More specifically, he says, "I don't really do her show just because I don't particularly like the way the producers shoot some of the shots. I'm very meticulous to that, right? I like to get a different [director of photography] or whatever."

So he's itching to replace the director of photography -- and probably a few other crew members. He would do a few things differently. And you know what? I would watch that. If Kanye West were the producer of Keeping Up the Kardashians I would end my cable TV boycott and sign up just to watch that show. Can't you imagine?

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: With Executive Producer Kanye West

More shots of Kim Kardashian.

Sound muted every time Kris speaks.

Kanye takes over the wardrobe department and dresses everyone himself, even Scott Disick. Especially Scott Disick.

Use crazy fantasy backgrounds from "Bound 2" video and splice in as backgrounds to family arguments.

Move everyone so they're now living in Corbousier houses. (Production query: Are there Corbousier houses in LA? Consider moving production to Europe.)

More shots of Kim's ass. Close-up shots.

Fast croissants for everyone, at the drop of a hat.

Musical numbers. Kanye sings while the Kardashians do backup. But only after extensive rehearsals. We have certain standards to uphold.

Slowwww motion shots of Kim strolling in that white one-piece swimsuit ... from behind.

Guest appearances by Jay-Z, Beyonce, and Anna Wintour.

Kanye composes all the incidental music because the shit they play now makes his ears bleed.

Stop with all the white wine. No more sipping white wine. Jesus.

Change the show title to "Kanye Knows Best." Boom

Every episode ends with a rant by Kanye.

Do you think Keeping Up would be better if Kanye produced it?

 

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Paws84 Paws84

Why does everyone like him? It's like people are so stupid nowadays to believe that when a person says he's a 'God', they believe him. He's dumber than a box of rocks. He compared his sperm to royalty. Seriously? Kim Kardashian, Kanye, and anymore ugly babies they decide to bring into this world but not raise are far from royalty.

Idania Martinez

he's style of videos isn't the greatest either..

Gail King Hunter

I like the Kardashian's ...cannot bear kenye..he is too egotistical...no one will ever love him as much as he loves himself...he looks mad all the time and is ( in my opinion...UGLY )

Cindy Koehler

no I love the how the way it is but I hope bruce will still be on once in a while

Sherina Javid

I can't stand that fool he is ugly and Kim's a dumb bitch. I always like watching the Kardashians but with doing or having any part that's it for me... I love Lamar,and Scot but not him....sorry...

nonmember avatar TessaS

YES!! He likes Bruce and hates Kris... lol

Abi Ballinger

Nope, it's brill the way it is!!!

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