Brooke Hogan Calls Off Engagement Because She's Clearly Delusional

Brooke Hogan engagementI'm not going to lie, when I saw that Brooke Hogan was making headlines today, I was very confused. I remember her from back in the day, vaguely, but I couldn't exactly remember why. Sure, she's Hulk Hogan's daughter, but after doing some cyber-stalking, I found out she's also a former successful reality star, a girl who likes to take provocative selfies, and someone who recently broke off her engagement to a Dallas Cowboys star for the most insane reason ever.

Where do I begin? The engagement, perhaps. The two got engaged in Vegas over the summer (original), which Brooke claimed at the time was the "happiest day" of her life.

Well, not so happy anymore.

Supposedly, Brooke ended things with her hunky football-playing fiance because things were "moving too fast" and she "wants to focus on her music career."

Yeah, I said it. Music career. Don't you remember all of her platinum hits like Hey Yo! and Strip? Well, I do. Only because I googled them, but still.

Look, I'm not going to hate on someone for chasing their dreams, but let's call a spade a spade here. Brooke is about as musically talented as Kim Kardashian is intelligent. So, I can only imagine how her poor fiance felt when she used that as a reason to call it quits.

For your enjoyment, check out one of my favorite Brooke Hogan songs below. I'm thinking about making this my new ring-tone.

Do you think this is a ridiculous reason to call off an engagement? Do you think it was just a cover-up for other serious reasons?

Image via mizzhogan/Instagram

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Mike Peters

Sounds to me like either she was hopping for a wedding reality show that didn't pan out, Brooke wanted Phil to finance her "music career" and he wasn't willing, or the wor prenup was mentioned.

adamat34 adamat34

Sounds about right Mike, Im unsure why some of these pseudo celebs think they are continually relevant??

Also, not that its pertinent, she really needs to tone down the make up.....shes looking more like a drag queen than usual in this photo..

nonmember avatar Kate

Brooke is still delusional that she's got a successful music career because that's what everyone on the two reality shows she was on told her. And Hulk Hogan can't ever be wrong about something, right?

As to that song, I think the Autotune is the actual lead singer.

Keith J. Whitmore

Well, Mike. I can truthfully say I listened to the end. And, let me tell you "I couldn't wait for it to end!!" My finger was hovering over the stop button for the whole song, singing (if you call that singing)wise, she better hang it up. Makeup wise, looks like she is ready for halloween. I have no idea why some women put it on with a putty knife. If they think it makes them look great, they are sorely mistaken. To me, it makes her eyes look like 2 bulls eyes on a paper target. Her face gives me the cringes. Her so called friends are just giving her a line of bull, to say on the bandwagon, I think. And, the marriage? I think he is one very very lucky guy that she called it off!!

nonmember avatar johnette

Its unfair to say she i not talented. However, there are level of talent aren't there? There is boy she does better than me talent.. which isnt saying much. There is betcha she could win a talent show talent... not many competitors in highschool. There is even tv show talent..........American Idol....not all winners got a carreer out of being the best of all that applied. A music carreer is not a goal that anyone should wrap their future around. its too many variables. Do you have the look, do you have the right music, do you have the right agent..... I think Brook had connections, but not really the right voice to bank on a carreer. Sorry just my oppinion.

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