MTV just announced its birthday gift to Miley Cyrus -- the keys to the channel. The pop tart princess is turning 21 on Saturday, and starting at noon you can join in the celebration of all things Miley, because what better way is there to spend eight hours on a Saturday?

Yup, I said eight hours. That’s a full workday, or even better, a full night’s sleep.

The programming will begin with the debut of 21 Candles: Miley’s MTV Moments, which is described as “an all-new original special that looks back at her iconic music videos, performances, and MTV milestones.” In other words, just ready to see a lot of Miley’s tongue and not a little of her hiney.

The next seven hours will be filled with the re-airing of the documentary Miley: The Movement Deluxe Edition, with new commentary from the birthday girl herself, and episodes of Awkward and Snooki and JWOWW that Miley “hand-picked.”

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During Saturday’s Miley-athon, fans are encouraged to tweet birthday wishes with the hashtag #HappyBirthdayMiley and/or post video messages on Instagram for the chance to have them appear onscreen the on-air birthday bash.

This sounds like the perfect things to watch while drinking wine from a box and eating my feelings with Doritos as I choke on my tears over the death of Hannah Montana.

Will you watch?


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