Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart's 'Reunion' Is Totally Predictable

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Whoa. It's really happening. Supposedly Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are meeting at hotels in order to try and cover up their rumored romance, you know -- because no one is actually going to take their little reconciliation seriously.

I mean, why would we? They've been off and on so many different times at this point -- it's getting kind of hard to keep track of the status of their relationship.

But if they really are hooking up in hotels these days, we really shouldn't be all that surprised. Remember the last time they broke up and got back together after the Rupert Sanders "incident"?

Yeah, well, if I remember correctly, they chose hotels as their standard "meeting" place back then too -- until they finally came clean that they were giving things another shot.

They oddly seem to be following the same pattern this time around, which is why we can totally guess what's going to happen over the course of the next few months.

Late November -- Kristen cooks Rob Thanksgiving dinner, and by the time Black Friday is over, they're living together again. Probably in her pad instead of his. Los Feliz is where it's at.

Early December -- Rob heads out for a boys' night out on the town, and (gasp) he's spotted with Dylan Penn at the Chateau Marmont, leaving KStew at home with the dogs in tears.

Christmas -- Reports surface that Kristen and Rob seem "distant" and have opted not to spend the holidays together. They need to take time to reevaluate their relationship in the company of close friends and family.

New Year's Eve -- One of them booty calls the other and they wind up at a hotel in Beverly Hills after having too much champagne. Oops.

Mid-January -- Rob will jet off to God knows where to film some movie, leaving KStew alone and miserable in L.A.

February 1 -- KStew goes clubbing in Hollywood with the gals and may or may not have been seen making out with Zac Efron. Rob freaks. She denies the whole story.

Valentine's Day -- Rob flies back to Cali and surprises Kristen. They vow never to be apart again after realizing just how much they mean to each other.

March 1 -- Reports surface that Robsten is engaged. Like, for real this time. Wedding plans are already underway.

Mid-March -- WTF? Rob is seen hastily driving away from KStew's house with garbage bags full of his belongings in the back of his truck. (Deja vu ...)

April 1 -- This isn't an April Fools' joke. They're really done this time. And they're never, ever, ever getting back together.

End of April -- Rewind to the period of time right before Thanksgiving. Repeat.

Sound about right?

Do you think Rob and Kristen will ever stop this vicious cycle?


Image via Pacific Coast News

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Eddie... EddiesMama1983

I don't know why everyone wants them to get back together so bad. I think they both need to take time off and find who they really are before they get in any kind relationships. 

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Kristie Mccullough

Well if they do, then fine!! It's none of mine or your business anyways!!!

nonmember avatar Kelly

Kristen and Robert FOREVER! Best wishes to the two of them and may the public leave them alone.

Natasha Blackfire Davis

why, why, why are they still doing this? to themselves no less... people keep saying why do they need to remember the past, what's done is done... well here's an example of history repeating itself in the worst way possible.
they're not learning anything, just giving in to what they think feels right like an alcoholic that cant give up the drink or admit he/she has a problem.
they're addicted to each other's drama, they know what's up and what to expect but clearly they're not too concerned about their hearts or they wont be going at continuously without logical and realistic reasoning.
I mean they've been at this for so long, either you have what it takes to make it work or you don't. you cant just keep going at it and expecting a different outcome if the same constant pattern occurs... its called insanity people!
its official, robsten's made clear that they wish to keep riding on this emotional rollercoaster that they've built, so that everyone can see just how ridiculous they are each time they get right back on it... old habits do die hard but you would think you'd want to break away from the unhealthy ones...
all they're doing is creating more issues for themselves. I think they really are afraid of completely separating, for good, from each other and just going with what's familiar to them.
hope they learn something this time around and fast!
may you guys find peace and soon!

Yeysel Guevara

pero que rico circulo vicioso ojala vuelva a estar juntos hacen una hermosa pareja my parecidos el uno del otro 

Shirley Sorrow

Mary Fischer, why don't you just join the fan fiction group?  Everything that comes out of your mouth is meaningless and totally fiction.

Shirley O'Shea

They look so happy and laughing I hope they make it I am sure we all do. I think they are both great and can't wait for the next Twilight!!


nonmember avatar sally

Maybe they have not been breaking up in a first place. Maybe they just moved? And for sure they want to have privacy for a change!
And the Rupert Sanders thing was not true, the pictures are so clearly photoshopped.

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