Whoa. It's really happening. Supposedly Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are meeting at hotels in order to try and cover up their rumored romance, you know -- because no one is actually going to take their little reconciliation seriously.
I mean, why would we? They've been off and on so many different times at this point -- it's getting kind of hard to keep track of the status of their relationship.
But if they really are hooking up in hotels these days, we really shouldn't be all that surprised. Remember the last time they broke up and got back together after the Rupert Sanders "incident"?
Yeah, well, if I remember correctly, they chose hotels as their standard "meeting" place back then too -- until they finally came clean that they were giving things another shot.
They oddly seem to be following the same pattern this time around, which is why we can totally guess what's going to happen over the course of the next few months.
Late November -- Kristen cooks Rob Thanksgiving dinner, and by the time Black Friday is over, they're living together again. Probably in her pad instead of his. Los Feliz is where it's at.
Early December -- Rob heads out for a boys' night out on the town, and (gasp) he's spotted with Dylan Penn at the Chateau Marmont, leaving KStew at home with the dogs in tears.
Christmas -- Reports surface that Kristen and Rob seem "distant" and have opted not to spend the holidays together. They need to take time to reevaluate their relationship in the company of close friends and family.
New Year's Eve -- One of them booty calls the other and they wind up at a hotel in Beverly Hills after having too much champagne. Oops.
Mid-January -- Rob will jet off to God knows where to film some movie, leaving KStew alone and miserable in L.A.
February 1 -- KStew goes clubbing in Hollywood with the gals and may or may not have been seen making out with Zac Efron. Rob freaks. She denies the whole story.
Valentine's Day -- Rob flies back to Cali and surprises Kristen. They vow never to be apart again after realizing just how much they mean to each other.
March 1 -- Reports surface that Robsten is engaged. Like, for real this time. Wedding plans are already underway.
Mid-March -- WTF? Rob is seen hastily driving away from KStew's house with garbage bags full of his belongings in the back of his truck. (Deja vu ...)
April 1 -- This isn't an April Fools' joke. They're really done this time. And they're never, ever, ever getting back together.
End of April -- Rewind to the period of time right before Thanksgiving. Repeat.
Sound about right?
Do you think Rob and Kristen will ever stop this vicious cycle?
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