Justin Bieber. 'Twas a time back before the Brazilian brothels and one-night stands, the all-nude parties, the spraying graffiti on buildings, the pot and the paps, that Justin was just a little boy who loved Jesus and his mama. What happened??? Where did it all go wrong? Let's take a trip down Justin Bieber memory lane. Back to the olden days. 'Twas a more innocent time. When girls were girls and men were men. Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again. When Justin Bieber was a charitable lad with a floppy mop and an angelic girlfriend. Back when we thought he didn't even know what sex or drugs were!
Justin wrote on Facebook December 31, 2010:
So blessed for this past year and so grateful. let's make 2011 even better. thank you to all of you for helping change my life. I promise to never change and stay grateful and be the kid from Stratford i always was. God Bless and Happy New year. Thanks!
Justin ... YOU LIAR.
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