Now, I can't say I whole-heartedly believe this; however, I'd be remiss if I didn't report it. According to sources, Kim Kardashian is upset she didn't make money off of North's photos. Not, like, in a rage, breaking plates upset. But bummed out. You know how it is, new moms, right? You pass up the opportunity to make some coin off of your infant, because you don't want to subject her to the harsh lights and loud voices that come with an Us Weekly photoshoot. But in the end, you always wind up kicking yourself.
Now, before you go sharpening your stake and charging toward Kim and Kanye's house, hear me out. The reason Kim, who could've reportedly made $1 million on pics of North, is upset is because she wanted to give that money to a charity. "This is finally resonating with Kim," a source has claimed. Kim's bummed out that she and Kanye couldn't pull and Brangelina and just pose for the pics (since paps are going to get shots anyway) and give everything away to charity. Sweet, right? Motherhood has clearly changed Kim.
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But I have an idea!
Why don't Kim and Kanye donate the money anyway? Doesn't have to be a million dollars, but between the two of them, I'm sure they could scrounge up some cash for people less fortunate than them. It's a win-win that way. They get to give to their favorite charity, and no photoshoot for North. Problem solved. Easy-peasy.
Now, Kim, if you want me to step in for Kris Jenner as your manager, email my people. I'm not saying yes, but I am saying there's a chance.
Do you think Kim will ever let North be photographed?
Image via Kim Kardashian/Instagram
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