Miley Cyrus' S&M-Themed 21st Birthday Party Plans Scare Us

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miley cyrusY'all, Miley turns 21 next week. Can you believe it? Our little girl is so grown up ... sniff. How do you think our shy violet is planning to celebrate -- quiet night at home with the parents watching her favorite Disney movies with popcorn? Of course not! Miley Cyrus is planning a birthday night of unparalleled debauchery, of course. Name the three most deviant activities you can think of, quick. Betcha they're all on her list. In fact, her party plans sound an awful lot like one of SNL's "Stefon Recommends" events.

It has everything: S&M dungeons, g-string gyrating go-go girls, whipping boys, cages, penis-shaped party lights, and Miley-themed cocktails. And possibly even Liam Hemsworth! Yes, according to Hollywood Life, Miley has invited her ex-fiance to her birthday party. Now that really is mature. 

I want pictures from this party. You hear me? Lots and lots of pictures.

Where do you think Miley can go after a birthday party like this?

 

Image via Miley Cyrus/Twitter

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