If you remember Warrant's Cherry Pie video where model Bobbie Brown danced around in barely there outfits and suggestively playing with desserts you are probably not going to Justin Bieber concerts unless you are with your kids. But in a weird gossip twist, there's a similarity with the Biebs and one of Miss Bobbie Brown's rumored lovers as the Cherry Pie beauty writes in her new memoir. That lover is Leonardo DiCaprio.
We all know that Bieber is well-endowed thanks to his reported one-night stand with rumored porn star Tati Neves (my ears! my ears!) and that he's "marvellous and unforgettable" (cue the Nat King Cole song), but now we're learning that the same can be said about Leo DiCaprio. Hold the phone. TELL ME MORE!
Leo, for us a little older than Bieber-loving ladies, is the bomb. Sexy, aging well, talented, did I mention sexy? Very sexy. But is Leo the kind of guy who dates the same women as Motley Crue's Tommy Lee or Warrant's Jani Lane (RIP)? Oh yes! Bobbie Brown spills all in her book Dirty Rocker Boys: Love and Lust on the Sunset Strip.
One night [out in Hollywood] I ran into Leonardo DiCaprio, a baby-faced 21-year-old actor who'd just had a hit with The Basketball Diaries. I knew him from the clubs, he was always coming up to me saying, 'You're going to be my girlfriend one day.' But I was with Tommy [Lee], and he was just way too young for me. I was five years his senior.
Hmm Tommy Lee or Leo? Back then Tommy Lee I guess. But now? Sometimes you're better off thinking long term. (Note to self.) Clearly that wasn't the case, but then Brown says she and Tommy brokeup and she got it on with Leo.
After the breakup, I was hate-f-cking whoever out of anger. We went back to his place that night. Leo had barrettes pulling back his dirty blond hair. He turned on some music and started singing the TLC song 'Waterfalls' to me. It was weird -- I wasn't into it at all. When I pulled his pants down I was like, 'Holy sh-t.' I'd just been with Tommy Lee, but Leo looked huge. (What) I saw made me gasp. It made no sense. The kid put Tommy Lee to shame.
But Bobbie said the experience was sort of awkward (Waterfalls, Leo? REALLY?) and the two didn't hang out much after that.
Wow. WOW. But really ... as this HUGE news is sinking in, I'm not that surprised.
If you need a Cherry Pie video refresher, here it is.
What do you think of Bobbie Brown's gossip about Leo?
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