kim kardashian and kanye west
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Last I heard, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were engaged, planning a summer wedding, and already talking about baby number two. But now? Now I'm hearing Kim and Kanye are "having problems." They're ... what do the kids and bartenders call it? On the rocks. And as much as I want to "peshaw" in the face of this poppycock, there are some strange tidbits of info that have leaked about the couple in recent weeks that could maybe, possibly make this true.  

But before we get to said tidbits, I just wanna say: Stick it out, guys! The first year of baby's life is always the hardest on a relationship!

According to In Touch, Kim is currently living at Jenner Manor with North West, while Kanye is spending the nights at his bachelor pad in the Hollywood Hills. A source said: "Kanye is working all of the time. Kanye will come over to Kris’ for a few hours, but then go back to his place." Supposedly the reason behind this is because he's not a huge fan of Kris and the rest of the Kardashian kompany, but I call bull shit on that. He appeared on Kris' failed talk show, Kris -- or as it should have been called, Keeping Up With the Kardashians II -- where he revealed the first photo of his daughter to the world. How much could he possibly dislike the woman? Why isn't he staying at Jenner Manor with Kim, you guys? Why? If true, that's really weird. Doesn't he want to be with his future wife and baby? That's what relationships are all about. You don't just hop in and out of them when you feel like it.

I hope this isn't true, but like I always say, where there's smoke, there tends to be fire. Except in the case of the "already planning for baby number two" nonsense. I don't believe that for a nanosecond. Did anyone see how much Kim hated being pregnant? Or how much she's liking not being pregnant right now?

Would you be surprised if Kim and Kanye broke up? Would you be sad and cry for days?

 

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