Whoa. I definitely didn't see this one coming. Just when we thought he might be in the midst of rekindling things with Kristen Stewart -- there's a report saying Robert Pattinson is taking Dylan Penn to Hawaii for a little rendezvous in an effort to "get to know her better."
According to The Daily Star, he wants to "keep his options open" right now and is looking forward to the getaway since they've been "seeing each other casually for months."
A vacation in Hawaii, huh? We all know what goes on when two sexy, unattached people take a trip together, right?
Yes, exactly. Lots of "stuff" that Kristen Stewart isn't going to be too thrilled about.
But let's forget about KStew and whether or not she and Rob ever have a shot at getting back together. Can I get a show of hands as to who else thinks heading to Hawaii with Dylan is exactly what Rob needs right about now?
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The poor dude has had to contend with more drama than anyone should be forced to deal with, so it's about high time that he literally took a break and stopped to catch his breath. And what better place to do that than in Hawaii with a hot blonde? They can relax on the beach and talk like two civilized people -- hopefully without too many cameras nearby. (One can dream.)
And they can take surfing lessons and go to luaus and rent a jeep and go frolic in picturesque waterfalls -- no wait, scratch that. The last thing he needs is to be reminded of is a scene straight out of Breaking Dawn.
But seriously, don't you think a little time away will help him realize that there are plenty of fish in the sea (like Dylan) -- and that he should take a step back and enjoy himself without getting caught up in KStew mania again?
I'm all for this trip. Rob and Dylan should get on a plane today.
Do you think time away with another woman will help Rob move on from Kristen?
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