Beyonce's Fans Don't Want Her Going to Kim & Kanye's Wedding

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In the tabloid world, there's all this drama between Kim Kardashian and Beyonce. According to the gossipmongers, Kanye West begged Beyonce to visit their daughter. Apparently Beyonce gave the duo a crazy expensive baby gift (a crystal-studded chair, to be exact) even after Kim tried to steal the spotlight from Jay-Z. Well whether or not Beyonce actually has a problem with Ms. Kardashian, her fans totally do. In fact, they're boycotting her wedding. They're petitioning against it. So far 250 of Beyonce's fans have signed a petition asking her to please "rain check that train wreck of a wedding."

Whoa, Beyhive, that's intense. But it gets better! They've even come up with suggestions for excuses Beyonce can use to get out of the (most likely E! televised) affair. And regardless if these fans are slightly delusional, their excuses are pretty funny. Here, let's take a look, shall we?

Now, just remember, these are Beyonce's fans' words -- not mine:

1. Extend the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour for as long as possible -- be on tour for their wedding. Tell them you're busy and business always comes first.

2. Blue Ivy has the flu -- you cant attend a wedding when your baby is sick.

3. You have something better to do -- you are Beyonce you always have something better to do than to attend a Kim Kardashian wedding.

4. Say that you have a meeting with the President and the First Lady -- who would say no to the president, especially when your other choice is to attend a Kim Kardashian wedding.

5. Simply say no -- tell the bitch no. Simple as that.

Hope these tips help in your decision making Bey.

BTW if you do go to their wedding, do us all the favor and throw a knife at that bitch.

HA! Honestly, "throw a knife at that bitch" is most certainly the topping to their delusional sundae -- ain't it?

I commend these Beyonce fans for wanting to have some input in their idol's actions, but let's face the facts here: there's no way she's NOT going to the nuptials. I mean, Jay-Z and Kanye are total bros, and it's going to be a pretty epic gathering of A-list celebrities considering Kanye wants a HUGE wedding. And come on -- you know there are going to be crazy performers, and I wouldn't be surprised if every guest gets to leave with a puppy party favor Bridesmaids-style.

With that said, I also wouldn't be surprised if Bey's stylist momma is already brewing up wardrobe suggestions in her head. Sorry Beyhive, I think this one's a done deal. 

What celebrity couple's wedding would you die to attend, past or future?

 

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Katrina Doolittle

people need to mind there bussiness just cause she didnt stay with first marrage doesnt mean shit... i would leave to if i wasnt completely happy....she is a grown girl with her big girl panties on so back off i think it gonna be perfect

loves... lovestruck55

Umm first marriage this would be her third. Just because she has been with him for a little while doesnt mean they should be gettin married. Her 2nd divorce was just finalized not too long ago. So when kim puts everything in her life out in the public eye how is somebody not suppose to say something

Bonnie Cobb

Beyonce has millions of Fans not just 200. If she wants to, go she will. I would have both of them at my wedding

Tammy Wright

A SHAME PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO MIND AN GET THERE ON BUSINESS KIM U ROCK U DONT NEED NO FRIENDS U GOT YOUR OWN FAMILY IF BEYONCE CANT SPK 4/*HERSELF DAMM;REALLY BEYONCE FANS

Eliza Cortez

What delusional little beyonce freaks! I love B but this is not looking good for her I love Kim as well get the fuck over it people throw the first stone you fuck heads, yeah you can't because we all are sinners keep your bullshit thoughts to yourself no one has the right if you ain't perfect yourself! KIM and KANYE all the way! Kim is very successfull yes her video got her publicity but we the people the viewers are the one who made her this famous so deal with it now!

Miz Dontlookherage Miz Dontlookherage

THAT IS SO DAM MEAN OF PEOPLE ! THEY HAVE NO LIFE OF THEIR OWN ! I WISH KIM AND KAYNE A BLESS UNION IM HAPPY FOR THEM IVE NEVER SEEN THE MAN SMILE SO MUCH ! KIM GOT HIM ALL TEETH XOXO

nonmember avatar Anna

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nonmember avatar tashat

Plain and simple if you don't want anyone to judge you have a negative comment get out the public eye. I didn't know anything about Kim K until the sex scandal with Ray J. So Kim just stay low key and outta the way your grown with a baby girl something's are better left unseen. Don't try to be an example for the rest of the world just focus on you and yours love. It would all work out for you later. Hopefully

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