Robert Pattinson Looks Mysteriously Cranky: His Inner Thoughts Revealed

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robert pattinsonSomeone looks like he needs a hug! Poor Robert Pattinson, carrying groceries and looking so, so glum. This photo of Pattinson crankiness surfaced yesterday. It would be easy to speculate that he's looking Grumpy McGrumpter because he's thinking about Kristen Stewart. Or maybe he's annoyed that the paparazzi are snapping away at him -- can't a man buy some groceries in privacy?!? But I'd like to give Rob credit for being more complex than that. Here's what I think Rob is thinking in this photo.

Can't believe those jerks were out of Nutella. Who runs out of Nutella?!?

Aw crap, I forgot toilet paper again.

Hope the guys like edamame and miso dip.

Dude, Yasser Arafat may have been poisoned to death with radioactive polonium!  

Mmm. Beer.

My beard is at its perfect length right now, juuuust scruffy enough to be sexy. I wish this moment could last forever. I look so hawt.

Are these sunglasses the right shape for my face?

Rethinking the sweatshirt with shorts look. Thinking maybe it makes me look like a hipster dufus.

Especially black, baggy shorts.

With untucked button-up.

And the inexplicable hat.

Christ almighty, I think the way I dressed this morning may actually cancel out the sexiness of my facial hair. What have I done?!?

Yankees. W00t.

Why does that blogger from The Stir, Adriana Velez, care whether or not I get back together with Kristen? What the hell business is it of hers?

She's right, though. About everything.

Can't wait to tear into those Kettle Buffalo Blue chips. So not sharing them with anyone else.

Wow, $45 for Twitter shares on their opening day ... does that seem a little high? They've yet to turn a profit, so I dunno. Maybe they'll discuss on the next Planet Money podcast.

Hope no one sees this copy of Us Weekly in my grocery bag. That would be so embarrassing.

What else do you think Robert might be thinking here?


Image via Pacific Coast News

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Tonya Sills

maybe he's  getting tired  of the tabloid reporters  following him  bet the poor guy can't even go to the bathroom  or sneeze  with out them  commenting on it  guess what i'm  saying is  leave the  man  alone !!!!!!!!!!! how would they like someone  following them  like that  24/7 commenting on who's coming in out of his  house 

Naomi Henry

more than likely he is thinking " who takes pictures of someone carrying groceries? get a fucking life"

Linda Kimpton Murrell

he looks totally pissed off and who would'nt be being followed everywhere even his fans are getting fed up of the nonsense pics and comments 

nonmember avatar shawneen

You guys that write this stuff are really stupid. I mean really. Get a different job.

Jocelyn Matthews

uhhhhh I forgot milk for my foothills sigh

Alice Ningasca

Better give our most handsome and  true lover of Kristine Stewart, favorite idol a little privacy ...even a bit could make his mind  easy and have peace...  Even he's a public figure he has a right to have privacy and  democracy.... we love you Robert Pattinson and Kristine Stewart... God bless u both... :)


Marilyn Mel

He's probably thinking ; I'm getting sick of the paparazzi stalking me ,aren't there some rules about a Stalking law . Can't imagine not even being able to go to the store ,it would suck to constantly be spied upon.sticking out tongue 

Jane H. Crabill

I didn't think it would be possible but you have actually gotten worse. What was this article, a creative writing assignment? You must back up to get your pay check. Sad.

Rona Levinsky

are you serious that you write this crap.  OMG you suck. 

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