Taylor Swift May Be Getting a Little Too Close to Prince Harry

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Taylor Swift Every morning Taylor Swift wakes up and throws some putrefying shark meat into the cage under her bed where she keeps Ed Sheeran. Then she wonders what she can do that day to make her life appear to resemble a romantic teen comedy of the early aughts. Sometimes she has to go out to the garden to do this because Ed's screams for help are so loud.

Her most recent scheme is a good one. Taylor has been 'invited' to perform at a benefit gala hosted by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. That's right, y'all! Taylor and our favorite royals could very soon come face to face. What do you think Kate Middleton's favorite Taylor Swift song is? My money is on "Red."

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It seems that in addition to being very excited about the chance to meet William, Kate, and their crew, she is also exceptionally nervous about behaving properly and has essentially been nervously stammering at all reporters a variation of the following: "I guess I'll just shake their hands? I DON'T KNOW YOU GUYS."

Prince Harry

I think we all know what Taylor's really nervous about -- meeting Prince Harry. Fun fact, Prince Harry's favorite Taylor Swift song is also "Red" but because he believes it is about him.* An interesting film would be one wherein Taylor Swift and Jon Bon Jovi (who is also slated to perform) fall deeply in love, destroying their lives in the process. But that's not the sort of movie Taylor Swift wants her life to be. The idea of her wooing and then marrying Prince Harry couldn't be more on brand. Check yourself, Cressida Bonas -- there's a red-lipped serial monogamist headed your way! 

I mean, even if Harry wasn't smoking hot**, I think Taylor would go for him. Because she is Taylor Swift and he is LITERALLY A PRINCE. Poor, poor Ed Sheeran. I can practically hear him shaking his manacles and wailing from here, "But I am also an English Ginger!" Taylor can't hear him. She's too busy wondering if it would be weird to start quietly buying up Grace Kelly memorabilia.

Ed Sheeran

Do you think Taylor has ulterior motives for her trip to meet the royals?

 

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*Or so I quietly theorized this morning over a poorly toasted English muffin -- COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT MY FRIENDS.

**Not a concern

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nonmember avatar kristie

I think they would make an awesome couple!

Miriam Lynn Wright

Peince Harry is much too mature and old for Taylor. we know she likes them young and stupid!!!

Melissa Rafferty

Miriam, really.  Joe Jonas was like 4 months older than Taylor.

Charlotte Van Walraven

Personally, I think you're just jealous that you're not going to meet Prince Harry. Taylor has done more with her life than you ever will just sitting at your computer and tearing down people who have done nothing wrong. This article is pathetic, as is your needlessly negative attitude. Grow up, get your shit together, and go make a real, positive difference in the world.

Amanda Scoggin

I think Taylor Swift does not do a thing without a seriously thought out ulterior motive...

Amanda Scoggin

Why is Charlotte wasting her life reading articles that she feels the author doesn't have their shit straight for? Clearly she has it all together and we should sit down and take note whilst being schooled by someone who thinks Taylor Swift needs defending. 

Gaynor Jones

OMG Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Harry !! She cant' stay in a relationship and you know what she does with them. Writes songs. If she does about you? Have her thrown in the dungeon. She's really pretty, sings pretty decent but her EGO is way out of control (she thinks she's all that)

Jacee... Jacee2348

Of course she has a motive!  I'm sure the Duke & Duchess pay very well for their personally requested performers!  Plus, would you turn down the Duke & Duchess?  I think not. 

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