Kristen Stewart Ropes Mom Into Her Desperate Scheme to Win Back Robert Pattinson

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robert pattinsonImportant news for fans of the Robsten reunion: This is an intervention. I repeat: This is an intervention. Put down your dreams of Rob and Kristen 4EVA and come join the rest of us in reality. You're going to be okay! They are not getting back together as a couple. Here's what's really happening. Kristen Stewart and mom Jules are worried about Robert Pattinson and are simply trying to help him get his life back on track.

According to a source, Jules Stewart "is like a surrogate mother to Robert in LA and she reached out to him and invited him over to see her with Kristen. They were both very worried about him." So you see? This is not about Rob and Kristen. This is about Rob and Jules. Oh -- also, Kristen is still totally in love with Rob.

Dagblast it! They had to go and throw that in. Said source continues, "He's at a low ebb right now and enjoyed seeing Kristen. One thing led to another and they've hooked up quite a few times since in secret. She has been trying to help Robert get his life back on track. She's still madly in love with him." So fine you guys, at least on Kristen's end of things, it's SO back on with Rob. But I'm not so sure Rob sees it that way.

And anyway, what kind of healing process/intervention is that? Sexual healing? You don't get over your girlfriend by getting back together with your girlfriend. That's mathematically impossible. Jules couldn't possibly think it's healthy for Rob to snog her daughter when he's at this supposedly low ebb. Sex and low ebbs together are inadvisable.

I wonder if Kristen is just USING her nice, well-meaning mother to get Rob back?!?

Whatever. I'm still not convinced that Rob's life is so OFF track at this point, anyway. All the reports of his partying and whatevering seem overblown. I think he's just behaving like a newly single guy in Hollywood. Sheesh.

Do you think Robert Pattinson really needs to get his life back on track -- and if so, is Kristen the right person to help him?

 

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