Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Sneak Romantic Weekend Away Just to Annoy Us

robert pattinson kristen stewartWhat the hell is with all these stories all of a sudden about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart getting back together again? Kristen hanging out at Rob's house for three hours, Kristen and Rob bringing their love back from the dead at a Dia de los Muertos party like nothing ever happened this summer, and now this? Someone saw Robsten checking into a Palm Springs resort together last week. GIRL! I thought we closed that door. What's it doing back open again? This is too confusing for me.

Someone told The Sun that Rob, Kristen, and the dogs were holed up at the Viceroy Hotel. "They snuck away to one of their favourite hide-outs for a couple of nights," said the blabbermouth. "Both left their houses in LA under cover of darkness and Rob brought their two dogs as well. They're not back together yet but they desperately miss each other." WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?


People, I like closure. It was bad enough when Rob and Kristen got back together again conveniently just in time for the Breaking Down 2 publicity tour. Now they're playing footsie under the table again, and I'm so annoyed. Oh -- but they're not really getting back together, Mr. Source says. What we're hearing is that Kristen wants Rob back, but Rob doesn't want to get into a relationship with her again, but at the same time, he can't resist her, and something something bullshit something I don't care.

I cannot with these two. I simply cannot.

My least favorite celeb gossip story line used to be "they're back together again!" But you know what? It's been topped. My new least favorite celeb gossip story line is "they're not back together again exactly but they're seeing each other so it's kind of complicated blah." In other words, the meatless relationship word sandwich. Are they doing this to us on purpose? Jerks.

What do you think is really going on with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?


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