TEAM JACOB 4 LYFE, YOU GUYS.
Okay, I'm back, and I've calmed down. Well, I've mostly calmed down. It's hard to be suave enough not to squeal when sharing such news as this. Taylor Lautner is totally single again. I know! Let's all take a quick break for cheering, possibly while running around our homes. Back? Good.
I'm not saying that we should be happy to see Taytay suffering any major heartache. If he'd been photographed weeping on the street in light of his breakup with his Tracers co-star Marie Avgeropoulos, that would be a different story. A story that involved much smack-talk. But from the sounds of it, Taylor is doing just fine, both romantically and professionally.
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His love life has been the subject of massive amounts of speculation -- some might even say scads of speculation. Like me, for example. While he and Marie were often photographed together looking adorable-and-puke-inducing this summer, that hasn't been the case in later days. We don't know what caused the split, but we do finally know it's official. How? Because Taylor confirmed it. When asked recently who he was dating, Taylor had this to share:
[N]obody seriously at the moment. I'm trying to focus on the work right now. I'm sure the tabloids have me with a few different people.
Look at him acting all too cool to care! I kind of love it. It's no wonder his love life isn't a priority right now -- the dude is all over the place building his career. I, for one, am maybe far too excited about his upcoming role in the remake of Boogie Nights. I have to be excited about it. If I weren't, I'd have to become very, very sad that we are remaking movies that were released in 1997. Off to look at more pictures of Taylor's very single abs to console me!
Do you think Taylor's really single, or just trying to maintain some privacy?
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