Gee. Thanks a lot, Dancing With the Stars. Just when we finally got "What Does the Fox Say?" out of our heads, Team FoxingAwesome had to put together that wacky routine for the group dance. Now we'll all be up for hours tonight trying to forget about it. (The song ... not the dance itself.)
While the individual performances were really killer tonight, those group routines really stole the show. Personally, I enjoyed Team SpookyBomBom's cemetery thing way more -- because it was entertaining, not annoying! (What does the fox say? I don't give a sh*% anymore.)
And I don't think anyone will argue with me when I say that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was beyond amazing -- especially with her toe touch basket trick. (That's what someone on Twitter called it. Don't hate me for not being a cheerleader.)
Yep. Snooki freakin' killed it. And everyone on Team SpookyBomBom should be thanking her and kissing her feet. Ok, enough fluff -- time to cut to the chase.
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How in the HELL did Snooki a.) wind up in the bottom two, and b.) end up being the one with the lowest scores -- thus sending her home this week? Seriously, I'm speechless.
Actually, scratch that -- because I have quite a bit to say about this nonsense. Are the nice folks over at ABC sure there wasn't yet another glitch in the voting system -- like there was last week?
I'm sorry, but Snooki going home is bullshit, people. And to be honest, the only reason I can think that she possibly wound up with the lowest number of votes is because there was some sort of mistake, or fans sadly forgot to vote after last week's show, or DWTS is totally rigged and they send certain people home at certain times to keep things interesting.
Whatever the case, tonight's elimination is a major disappointment -- and is also just really unfair.
Snooki worked her butt off to make it this far in the competition, and she deserved at least a few more weeks in the ballroom.
On that note, I'm going to attempt to pick my jaw up off the floor while trying to get that stupid ass song out of my brain at the same time.
Do you think Snooki deserved to go home?
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