Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry Are All Over Each Other in a Karaoke Bar (VIDEO)

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Ohhhh myyyyy gawwwd. Kristen Stewart, avert your eyes. Avert your eyes from the world, girl. You do NOT want to see this. Remember over the summer how you and RPattz took a little break -- again -- and then rumors began surfacing that Rob and your pal Katy Perry were dating and she was all, deny deny deny, and just because I have boobs doesn't mean we were dating? Liar, liar, Katy Perry's pants are totally on fire, cause if these two weren't dating, they were at least hooking up big time, and here's the proof: Video of the two of them together, drunkenly warbling "I'll Make Love to You" by Boyz II Men and being grabbier with each other than toddlers in the candy aisle.

Back in July, someone (thank you, kind person!) taped Rob and Katy at karaoke club Dimples. At the time, rumors were rampant that the two were seeing each other -- JUST after Rob's latest break with KStew -- but Katy tried to put the kibosh on it by saying the two were "just good friends." Which in Hollywood translates as "just two people who are screwing each other."

Look, I'm not saying they DEFINITELY were hooking up -- but, okay, I'm saying they were DEFINITELY hooking up. Check out this video and tell me otherwise, you poor, naive souls:

Did you see when Katy was all, This chair is too tall to make love. And then she slithers -- slithers! -- into his lap.

"Anyone sitting here?"

And hello? The song they chose. I'll make love to you?! They didn't choose "With a Little Help From My Friends"!

And Rob's all, "Let's go slooooowww." And Katy like kisses his booze-stained hand? And then he starts slurring that he's going to take his clothes off?

"OMG Rob, where is your hand?!"

Okay, nothing going on here, folks. Nope. Nothing to see. Just friends ... who are shagging the daylights out of each other.

"Of course no one is filming us."

Katy, you better hope KStew never sees this video. But she probably will because, you know, I'VE seen it. All I got to say, Katy, is:


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Do you think this is proof that Rob and Katy were hooking up? And if not, why are you so naive?


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nonmember avatar chuck

funny

Aitch... AitchCeeS

Yeah, I think they were screwing and Perry may not have been the only one he was. And I think it gives perspective on Kristen's affair now.

nonmember avatar Pamela

Well if Parttinson's lovemaking skills are as sloppy and weak as his singing skills then it's no wonder KStew went to an older more experienced man. Too bad he was also a married man though.

TRaven60 TRaven60

Rob's hair has not been that long since 2008 when the video was recorded, not this past July.  That's why I don't believe they were hooking up this past summer.eye rolling

nonmember avatar Madeleine

Things sure are falling into place now as week after week huge, dilated-pupil RPattz gets his party on. Obviously Katy and Rob were screwing. This video is quite the revelation. Wonder how much of this Kristen had to put up with over the years? And the whole time all the press and the fans have been giving him a free pass while bagging on her... Feel bad for her.

nonmember avatar Angie

Finally someone calls this out like what it is. Poor Kstew. Their body language tells the truth about how they feel for each other, the fans will lie though. They are all over each other, it's disgusting how she said to KS "You know I would never "disrespect" you.... too funny KP. And to think he let KS get burnt at the stake over her affair. Ugh!!!

nonmember avatar Sarah

I saw pictures from Katy's Labor Day? party this year where Rob and not John was sitting next to her at dinner. Being very, very flirty. I kind of think she likes having Rob make a fool of himself over her. I think Kristen was also naive for a long time but there is video of Rob and Kristen in spring 2012 when paps were asking him about Katy. Kristen was pissed.

mcfar... mcfarterson

Rpatz doesnt strike me as the kind of guy that would"do it"for katy perry. I dont know why but he just doesn't seem "manly enough" for her man eating ways. ..lol.. get it girllll!!

nonmember avatar Nena

GET YOUR LAWYERS READY DUMB SHITS BECAUSE MAYBE IF YOU DID SOME ACTUAL FUCKING RESEARCH YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT THIS VIDEO WAS FROM DEC 17 2008!! IT WAS POSTED ON JULY 2012!! YOU ARE A JOKE! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO JOURNALISM! THEY WERE WITH A GROUP OF PEOPLE! AND KS AND RP WERE NOT DATING AT THIS TIME! SO LIKE I SAID GET A LAWYER! CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CALLED KP A LIAR!!!

nonmember avatar Browns

Why don't you do your homework before you write slanderous articles. The video is from December 2008. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Pathetic sensationalized journalism.

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