Ryan Gosling Is Tired of Wasting His Best Years on Eva Mendes

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Ryan GoslingRyan Gosling and Eva Mendes have been going strong for a couple of years now, but word has it that the disgustingly sexy pair are on the verge of splitting up because of commitment issues. Yes, that old one-wants-a-wedding-one-doesn't ickiness. But I mean, who can blame Gos for not wanting to settle down? As one of the sexiest men alive -- and first choice for Christian Grey -- you can't fault a guy for -- oh, wait a sec, what's this? Rumor has it the couple are on rocky ground because it's EVA who doesn't want to get married and RYAN who is pressing for her to stop wasting the best years of his life. OMG, is there a woman who will not marry Ryan Gosling? For reals?

A source told Hollyscoop:

Ryan’s friends know he is ready to settle down, 100 percent. Eva loves Ryan, but she’s very nontraditional when it comes to what she wants. She’s phobic about commitment. That’s the root of the problem.

Has anyone checked to see if the root of the problem is a brain tumor, or perhaps deep-seated mental illness? For what woman, what woman my friends, would turn down the chance to marry Gos?! Only a sick, sick woman.

But no. Eva has always been steadfast that she doesn't want to get married. I know. But the proof is here in this interview with Chelsea Handler where she calls marriage "unromantic" and "unsexy":

Of course, this interview happened shortly before she met the marriage-lovin' Gos.

Ugh, I feel bad for Ry. He's probably saying things to Eva like, "I'm not getting any younger, you know!" Maybe he silently cries in their bed. He probably looks in the mirror and wonders what's wrong with him. "Is it because I'm not pretty enough?" he asks the mirror.

Seriously, though, if Eva doesn't feel she's the marrying kind, then she shouldn't get married, even if the guy who wants to marry her is, like, God.

Plenty of hot, beautiful, sexy people get married, and they don't last necessarily last. (See Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom.) If marriage isn't in your blood, don't do it because everyone thinks you're crazy not to. You're the one who has to get married, not them!

Besides, did you see what happened to Ryan when he married Michelle  Williams in Blue Valentine? Totally. Creepy.

Do you think that people should get married if they find a great guy but are against marriage?

 

Image via Sonia Reccia/Getty

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dirty... dirtymoon

They're both amazing actors, and both extremely good looking, but since the beginning, i've never been able to look at them as a good match. Like, they've never been a believable couple to me. But maybe because i'm secretly still rooting for a Notebook reunion, lol. Good luck to them either way(: Hopefully if they do get married its because they both want too.

Vanessa Poholek Fasanella

Seems like too cruel a headline to me. I mean I don't love her, but I don't see hating her, either.

nonmember avatar Danesha sapp

holy fuck on a stick. ryan?! ryan?! seriously, you do not have to put up with this. now i know you probably love her but you can fall in love with anybody. like. me. oh ryan.

nonmember avatar moggie

come on ryan..is she all that great to you? come to texas and ill show u how a real woman can treat a man...love you baby corazon

Alexia Tavares

He's single and Sandra Bullock is single too... Oh man, I see a couple !
Go Ryan !

nonmember avatar Claire McDaniel

Sandra dated Ryan when he was 22 years old.

nonmember avatar Robbiemyluv4eve

I've never seen them as a couple either. This is probably his karma for dumping Rachel McAdams so many times. I wish he and Rachel would get married!

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