I have a thing for Bruno Mars. I'm not going to hide it. How could anyone not love the songs "Locked Out of Heaven" or "When I Was Your Man"? Or that hat he wears? Or that sexy little smile? And his latest song "Gorilla" off Unorthodox Jukebox ... oh my word. Hot. And totally confusing. He sings: "You and me baby making love like gorillas." Now what in the heck does that mean, Bruno? I asked some friends and the thoughts ranged from lots of chest beating to some weird stuff involving poop. No thanks on the latter. Well, Bruno has finally given us some answers in his very naughty video starring Freida Pinto as the sexy stripper he makes love like a gorilla with.
You read that correctly. FREIDA PINTO LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE. And there's an amazing cameo by Luis Guzman. A must-see, but it's definitely not rated G.
Thank goodness the fire sprinklers went off at the end because everyone really needed a cold shower after that. I sure do. I think we now finally have the answer as to what it's like to make love like gorillas, too.
There is chest banging. Lots of foreplay. Stripper poles and planking on stripper poles and splits next to stripper poles. Gorillas like to make love in the back seat of a car, too. There is also guitar string licking. Hair pulling and neck holding ... and ... I'll stop. You saw it. And it was a good time. I'll never look at gorillas the same way again. Or Freida Pinto for that matter.
What did you think of the video? Are you happy to finally know what it's like to make love like a gorilla?