Have you all seen Gravity? I saw it just a few days ago, and all I can say is, I have a new girl-crush on Sandra Bullock. She held that movie all on her own while orbiting Earth, George Clooney, and some of the most spectacular special effects you'll see this year. She looked fit and strong in her tank top and astro-hot pants. And she made it all look easy. As if that's not impressive enough, there's one more thing about Sandy that's slaying us right now. She raps. On the UK's Jonathan Ross Show, Sandra Bullock rapped to Sugarhill Gang's "Rapper's Delight." Oh yeah, and she made that look easy, too.
Her story about why she can rap all the words to "Rapper's Delight" is freakin' adorable. She memorized the lyrics when she was a kid to impress a boy at a dance! Sandra, STOP! You are KILLING us with the awesome. You have to see this.
Right? She's so nonchalant about it -- but you can tell she practiced, a lot. That's probably what she sings her son to sleep with every night. I want to be Sandra Bullock when I grow up.
Okay, it gets worse. Why Sandy, why must you lay on another layer of awesome? We already crowned you Queen of Everything. You are getting that Oscar. But no -- Sandra Bullock is on a roll. As a follow-up, she went and performed that "Chopsticks" duet from Big with Tom Hanks.
She can't stop. She won't stop. Miley, take note. This is how you do things. Sandra Bullock is going to take over the world and we are going to like it. That is all.
Can you rap all the lyrics to anything?
Image via The Jonathan Ross Show