Teresa Giudice's Clueless Act Is Getting Old

Teresa Giudice As a rule of thumb, if you go around saying "I'm not in denial," you are probably right in the thick of it. Take, for example, Teresa Giudice. She was recently interviewed by E! about her upcoming court case. She didn't really deviate from the Teresa-patois she served up while talking to Andy Cohen not so long ago along with her hubs, Joe Giudice

Like, at all. "Focusing on the positive" and "telling my story in court" were all things she touched on again. It's one thing to have a prepared statement, it's another to have one that includes you swearing up and down that you don't even understand the charges being brought against you.

I don't think pleading, essentially, that you are too thick to understand the crimes of which you are being accused is a really strong defense. Besides, you'd think Teresa would steer away from any path that might give her detractors a legitimate reason to call her stupid. I mean, if you don't understand the charges ... have someone explain them to you, maybe? Like your lawyer, perhaps? If Teresa can't understand what's going on with her legal woes, what else might she be clueless about?

1. How the Sun Works

The sun rises and it sets. Each morning, Teresa bolts upright in bed and shakes Joe. "Joe, Joe -- IT'S BACK." Galileo spins in his grave. 

2. Where Babies Come From

Teresa isn't sure how it all works, but she suspects it might have something to do with the naked cuddling of which Joe is so fond. 

3. Dogs

A dog comes up to Teresa. It wags its tail, it barks sweetly. Teresa scrambles backward, yelling, "BEAR!" 

4. Refrigerators 

Almost as baffling as the sun. For a long period of time Teresa thought when you closed the door, food appeared inside the chilled box. This was before Joe explained to her that he had been 'buying groceries.'

5. Gravity

Teresa is holding a glass of water. It slips from her hand and shatters on the ground. She looks around and quietly whispers, "... Sorcery."

Do you think Teresa is really as clueless as she seems?

 

Image via BravoTV.com 

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Prett... PrettyGirlMyers

It's kind of sad, but yes, I think this woman is an absolute moron.

wendy... wendywendy

Clueless that no one believes her "story".

nekoy... nekoyukidoll

Lol these made me chuckle. And yes, I do think she is.

Laurie Palmer

I think she is extreme denial, and let's be honest, she isn't the brightest bulb. Thank God Gia is smarter than both her parents combined!  And feigning ignorance re the charges against her isn't going to help. Ignorance of the law is no defense. Besides, I think she knew all along she knew exactly what was going on. 


if they are guilty, I hope they go to jail. I think their kids would be better off without them for a few years. 

there... theresaphilly

Hope she goes to jail and have a cell mate name Big Bertha!

Etta Samples-Bredeson

O come one she knew .. Who signs papers and turns them into the government for taxes and doesn't know what they are singing ??? She is a complete IDIOT !!! just because you say your not guilty doesn't make it true no matter how many times you say it.. Throw their asses in jail and give the girls to someone who can actually teach them how the world works.. they are already damaged from them having them this long....They are HORRIBLE Parents....If I talked to my elders or about my elders that way those kids do when I was little my Mom would of tanned my hide and washed my mouth out with soap....

Faith Von Hexx

She lies about everything...can't keep her lies straight. She lives for drama...she's no moron. She knows exactly what she's doing...and she'll do and say anything to keep that scuzbag husband of hers with her. 

Char Marie

I think she has lied her whole life....she doesn't know how to tell the truth therefore she believes her lies.

Standby Yourman

She knows exactly what is going on - She must have taken a drama course in between shows - anyway this was going on way before Bravo came in - YOU have to read the papers you are signing and if you do not understand the contract - ask your lawyer - that is what you are paying a retainer for - hello - they do believe they are innocent and that is the shameful part - I believe Joe should serve most of the time in prison then be deported - and Theresa - I hate to say this - but her to - only she has to stay in America because Italy does not want her lying ass -

Norma J Brill

  Crap like every thing else she will come out smelling like a rose. Did she ever go to school, cause she comes across even with her speech as being illiterate.  I love to hear her pronounce coincident kwinkie dink or something to that lol.

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