So, a gal like Lindsay Lohan, you'd think the boys would be lining up, right? No, I'm serious! Sure, she has something of a checkered past, but hey, it's not like she has any skeletons in her closet -- them bony suckers be all out in da open! Anyway, point is, I wouldn't think of Lindsay as someone who'd have to resort to something like a dating app -- but apparently LiLo has been using Tinder, a "social discovery app" that "uses users' Facebook profiles to match them up based on similar interest, mutual friends, and geographical location."
Bet I know what you're thinking: Geez, hope Lindsay really did get rid of all her old friends like she said she did because otherwise anybody Tinder matches her up with is gonna be a bad influence! But OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, what actually happened was so much worse than that.
Among the potential "matches" Tinder found for Lindsay: Her 25-year-old brother, Michael. HER BROTHER!! Whaaa?! I mean, let's get ahold of ourselves here -- LiLo's done some crazy sh*t in her day, but she's NEVER dated one of her siblings. And never would, thank you very much!
Lohan did, however, think the whole thing was pretty funny. (Cause she is funny! Did you even see her on Jimmy Fallon?!) So funny, in fact, that she posted her bro's Tinder profile pic on Instagram with this caption: "Look who I just found on @tinderapp. Hey, bro."
Tinder's clearly got some serious glitches to work out.
Are you surprised to hear that Lindsay Lohan was using a dating app?
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