Bruce Jenner's Statement About Separation From Kris Makes Him Sound Like an Idiot

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Bruce and Kris in happier times
Bruce and Kris Jenner revealed on Tuesday that they are officially separated. And I don't know about you guys, but I was shocked when I heard the news. These two seemed rock solid; like Khloe and Lamar's unisex perfume -- unbreakable. Watching them interact on KUWTK was almost like watching a modern day, Ryan Seacrest-produced Romeo and Juliet. Kris and Bruce surely would have inspired Bill Shakespeare's greatest masterpiece were he still alive today.

If there is a single person out there who was surprised by Bruce and Kris' separation, I want to meet you. Actually, scratch that. I want to be you. Because I would love to go through my adult life with such a childlike sense of wonder. I'm sure you make out like gangbusters every year from the Tooth Fairy.

TBH, the only think I'm finding surprising about this "news" is Bruce Jenner's statement to People magazine. It's as if he believes he's the sole adult in a world full of gullible toddlers.

Bruce said: "I'm doing great. Kris is happy, I'm happy. Nobody is filing for divorce." He then said that he and Kris are so kosher with one another that he'll continue to appear on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. So basically! Nothing's changed at all!

If you've ever seen four minutes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, you know that Kris and Bruce hate each other. This season, Bruce went as far as getting his own beach house. Hence, separating. So I really don't see why this is news at all. What I do find laughable is the whole "we're not getting divorced" shtick.

If there's one thing the Jenner-Kardashians are good at, it's planning. And IMHO (I'm speaking Internet today, k?), this "announcement" is just a seed that's being planted. A seed that will eventually grow into a blossoming divorce tree. Because Kris and Bruiser have basically been separated since the Kardashians took over America. They're just making it official now. So don't fake the funk, Bruce, m'kay?

Some people are happy being separated from their spouse and living amicably sans a divorce for all of eternity. And that's cool. But that's not Kris and Bruce. They haven't appeared to be happy with one another for years now (remember Kris meeting with Todd Waterman?!). So I don't really think making things official will change their feelings about one another or their level of happiness.

Guys, I say just get divorced and get on with it already. We'll -- and you'll -- get over it.

Were you surprised about Kris and Bruce?

 

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flood... flood1971

Who gives a sh** about their happiness?! Their faces/products are everywhere. Gag. People on this planet are starving, being tortured, abused and lost. And this matters why? It's a hot, meaningless mess. Leave it in the gutter. They make me nauseous.

duckl... ducklucky1

Kris saw a goldmine way back then.  Some would call that a gold digger, ahem...she sealed the deal by having 2 babies with him.  Have never seen anyone exploit her own children the way she does (remember when she demanded that Kim pose in the nude, not like it was the first time, and then Kim acted all shy and coy, bad acting, very bad).

Always loved the scene when Bruce got back from a speaking engagement and she demanded he hand his check over to her.  Poor guy had an allowance for God's sake, like a child!!!  'Bout time he manned up and found his kahunas, they're in there somewhere Brucie!


Betcha Kris has been having an affair with that Todd guy too.  As for Bruce having an affair, God I hope so.  At least he could maybe feel some love instead of being raped all the time.


Surpirsed at this announcement, heck no, he announced that when he took the Malibu house.

Tangible Tangible

I truly wish this entire family would disappear off tv and product lines.. All are annoying and irritating. Please make them go away....but news and gossip sites like yours keep them in the news. Please Stop!!!

nonmember avatar sandy

Not at all surprised, of course: Didn't we already know that they were not living together?! As for the "no divorce" thing: To me, that is the one truly Shakespearean thing in all of this, i.e., methinks he doth protest too much! In my opinion, the timing of this "announcement" probably has something to do with an attempt to distract from all the media heat on Khloe and Lamar. Good idea, if not a realistic one...

hexxuss hexxuss

Only surprised that he didn't get into his own place sooner =) 

nonmember avatar tracy smith

Kris wouldn't be what she is today if her girls were not so pretty all " DOLLED" up .... I personally feel sorry for Bruce ... He has NO say in nothin , I remeber the episode where he got chewed out for buyin an airplane ... Hhhmmm greed will get you NOWHERE and I hope the man finds a REAL woman... isn't like she hasn't done a man wrong before look at her ex Robert she had an affair on him ... The ONLY REAL person on that show is Klohe ....

nonmember avatar dawn

I was thats bad that they did

nonmember avatar Michelle B.

I'm not surprised by Chris and Bruce's seperation by any means. I use to be a Kardashian/Jenner fan. But, now not so much. My prayers are with the whole family. Its not my place to judge them because they sin differently than me.

Marysellsvegas Mary Bigda

Not at all surprised.  I have a few clients & friends that live in Calabasas and word is the marriage hit the rocks a long time ago.

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