owenwilsonWhat do Owen Wilson and Simon Cowell have in common? Um, absolutely nothing, you're probably thinking. And I don't blame you: After all, one is a dude with a capital "D," the other is a D ... bag, as it were. (Truth: I don't actually mind Cowell all that much. He kind of cracks me up.) Anyway, point is, you wouldn't expect those two guys to share many of the same traits, but they could potentially bond over something pretty big right now: Both Cowell and Wilson are reportedly expecting babies with married women. Gasp! 

Seriously, it's true (maybe)! Like Cowell, who is famously having a child with his friend's wife, Wilson is allegedly breeding with his 41-year-old personal trainer, Caroline Lindqvist, who happens to be married to Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Ritu Chopra.

Now, to be fair, the story about Wilson originally came from the uber-reliable folks over at the National Enquirer, so it could be none of this is actually happening. Plus, Lindqvist did file for a divorce from Chopra isn May. BUT, according to an "insider," "Ritu had no idea about her history with Owen, so he was completely blindsided by the news of Caroline's pregnancy." Either way, "sources" say Wilson plans to be involved in his child's life but has no intention of "settling down" with Lindqvist. (Owen already has one child, a 2-year-old son, with an ex-girlfriend.)

Anyway, let's say the story is true: What's the deal, Hollywood dudes?? Is this some kinda crazy new trend?! What happened to good old fashioned havin' babies out of wedlock -- anybody's wedlock??

OF course, you know what they say: All's fair in love and war. So maybe Cowell and Wilson couldn't help falling in love with these already married women and then suddenly -- pregnant! -- and they were forced to go public with their forbidden loves and now they'll be together forever and ... oh, wait. Except Cowell and his baby mama are already supposedly battling over child support and Owen and his baby mama aren't planning on even being a couple. Guess that kinda shoots the whole "love" theory down.

So ... what's the deal, Hollywood dudes??

What do you think about Owen Wilson having a baby with his married personal trainer?

 

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