So far it seems as though their split has been fairly amicable (probably since they aren't talking publicly about each other) -- but Robert Pattinson might have a good reason to crawl into a hole and hide pretty soon.
Apparently Kristen Stewart has been writing songs and playing the guitar in an effort to ease her sorrows. While she may be musically inclined, this may be really, really bad news as far as Rob is concerned.
(Oh come on, you know what I'm going to say next, right?)
Duh. This little hobby has "Kristen is the new Taylor Swift" written all over it.
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OMG. If we've learned anything from Taylor, it's that a guitar, a pen, and a scorned ex are a recipe for humiliation and regret. But given how much more worldly Kristen is than Tay, her songs might prove to be pretty entertaining.
I can already hear some of the song titles coming out of KStew's mouth now.
"I Cheated but You Really Got Screwed"
"You Knew I Was Trouble When You Walked In"
"Back to Forks, Washington"
"Loving Him Was Pasty White"
"We Are SO Getting Back Together & You Know It"
And the list goes on. Seriously -- given how long Kristen and Rob were together, I'm sure she has more than enough material running through her brain for inspiration.
Oh, man. This could potentially be Rob's worst nightmare. But I wonder if Kristen even knows how to sing? Given her speaking voice, it's kind of hard to imagine her having pipes to brag about. But then again, odds are good that she has all sorts of hidden talents we aren't privy to.
Would you be worried about Kristen's song writing if you were Rob?
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