Gwyneth Paltrow Is on Instagram: 5 Condescendingly 'Perfect' Pics We Expect to See

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Hey, you weren't feeling bad about yourself or anything today, were you? Luckily, there's still time! And guess who's here to help stoke the flames of your inferiority crisis: Gwyneth Paltrow, of course! Cause making you feel like a pathetic, canned cheese-eating peasant is what Gwynnie does best! And guess how Her Highness is going to condescend to your poor, non-fishmonger-having ass now? Via Instagram, natch! That's right, everybody's favorite blonde lifestyle guru is on Instagram at last, as documented by the selfie (gag, retch, I HATE THAT WORD) pictured here. The innocent bystander, in case you're wondering, is one Jason Wu, a fashion designer who is most likely a perfectly nice person (not to mention a person who's pleased as punch to have such high-profile clientele). Sure, let's take a selfie!

Anyway, so far this is the only shot Gwyneth has posted -- she's a busy gal, after all. But I think it's safe to say that the actress/author/fashionista/working mom/rockstar wife will be adding to her account in a big way, soon. Hmm, wonder what we can expect to see? I'm thinking maybe ...

1. A pic of Gwynn knocking back a glass of Merlot at an organic wine bar in Paris

2. A shot of her latest "everyone should have this in their closet" buy, the perfect $95 white t-shirt! Talk about a steal!

3. A "'70s bush" selfie 

4. The contents of her kids' lunchbox: Perfectly prepared homemade veggie sushi! Cause we ALL have time for that!

5. Gwyneth drinking Smartwater in a recently wiped-down gym shower stall. Eww, dirty shower water!!

What do you expect to see on Gwyneth Paltrow's Instagram?


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