The Real Housewives sure let loose a lava flow of cray cray, don't they? So insane are their utterances, you'd almost think they owned shares in Word Sandwiches Inc. and Bizarro Verbal Farts Ltd. I swear, if I just sat here and dreamed up bananas things to say, I probably could not top these ladies. OR COULD I? Behold: The Real Housewives Did She Really Just Say That Quiz. I'll give you three quotes. Can you tell which one is the fake one?
A. There’s a lot of different types of booties ... you got your SpongeBob SquarePants, you know, big square booties ... you got big donkey round booties that just come off the back, you know with the little shelf .... Black men like a donkey booty, so if you want a black man, you gotta put some meat and potatoes on them bones.
B. Behind every good man is a woman, and behind her is another man looking at her ass.
C. They’ll blow smoke up your butt with a bubble-blower if they have to, especially when they’re dealing with a lady.