Four years sure can change a lot, and it certainly did in the case of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's marriage. Yesterday was their fourth anniversary, and despite the fact that Lamar was reportedly buying Khloe some kind of $100,000 gift to make up for everything (as if that works?!), TMZ says that the pair still spend the day apart. It's pretty telling that Lamar would try to blow Khloe away with some sort of outlandish gift but not do the one thing she really wants, which is to straighten up and get help?! Anyway, none of this kept Khloe off Twitter yesterday, where she thanked her fans for their support and also posted a cryptic but not-so-cryptic saying.
Here's the tweet:
Umm, yeah, we get it, Khloe. After all, what is there to say? What is there to say? And why should you explain?
I love this tweet, it kind of says it all without saying anything. Though if Khloe truly wanted her privacy like she says, perhaps she should try staying off Twitter altogether. But that ain't gonna happen. Khloe just looooves vague-tweeting.
However, this one just reeks of hopelessness. Sad.
Sources tell TMZ that Khloe still hasn't entirely given up on the marriage yet -- that she's "hoping for a miracle." And yesterday she also posted a photo of a black unicorn: The miracle?!!
Well, you can spend your entire life hoping for a miracle that never comes. The only miracles that normally happen are the ones people manifest for themselves. That means getting off your ass, putting down the crackpipe, escorting the latest chippy out the door, calling your wife, and then checking into rehab. Best of all, except for the rehab bill, it's all free.
Now that would be an anniversary gift!
What do you think this tweet meant?
Do it yourself
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