It wasn't that long ago that Lindsay Lohan suddenly learned she had a long lost half-sister. Her name is Ashley Horn, and she was the child born to a former mistress of Lindsay's father, Michael Lohan. Lindsay learned this shocking news while in the middle of a TV interview. Ah, that Michael. He definitely will never win any "Dad of the Year" awards.

But Lindsay, especially since she got out of rehab, seems to be trying very hard to keep their relationship together. Anyway, it's shocking enough to learn you have a sister you never knew about -- but now Lindsay must be absorbing some even more bizarre news. Her 18-year-old half-sister has admitted to get $25,000 worth of plastic surgery -- to look just like Lindsay. WTF?!

Ashley told In Touch magazine:

I’ve gotten rhinoplasty, a bit of refinement underneath my cheeks and jawline, some fat injected into my chin, and some fat injected into my upper cheeks. My goal was to look like Lindsay in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old.

Side-by-side photos show them looking distinctly similar. I mean WTF is this, really? Ashley, however, also pronounced herself "hotter" than Lindsay.

Michael, of course, couldn't keep his trap shut about this -- and as usual didn't have anything classy to say about it, telling the New York Daily News' Confidential column:

It’s nuts and sick and stalkerish. What mother would let her 18-year-old daughter get surgery like that? And she’s hotter than Lindsay? Are you kidding me? Lindsay doesn’t need plastic surgery.

Way to miss the forest through the trees, Michael. Your 18-year-old daughter gets plastic surgery to look like your other daughter -- and you think this is stalkerish? Any reason WHY? Like could it be that she is dying for some of the attention -- albeit dysfunctional attention -- that you lavish on Lindsay?

Could be Ashley thinks getting in the tabloids is the only way to get your attention. Could be she thinks looking like Lindsay will get her some of the father time Lindsay gets. Could be.

But all you can do is insult the girl.

I don't know about you, but between Dina Lohan's DUI arrest, Ashley Horn's desperate bid for attention, and Michael Lohan's usual insensitivity, Lindsay is starting to look like the only sane one in that family.

Why do you think Ashley wants to look like Lindsay?

 

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