I can't tell if Teresa Giudice is an evil genius or just a master of self-delusion. But given the evidence she's provided over the years, I'm leaning toward the latter. Her latest foot-in-mouth moment only supports this belief.
Teresa recently spoke about the "many" offers she's received to do a spinoff show about her family. I wonder if it was just one call and she keeps listening to the same voicemail over and over again not understanding how voicemail (or life) works. You've got to admit, it's not outside the realm of possibility.
Still, Tre claims that she and her riotous clan are very much in demand. If that's the case, why haven't we been inundated with enough Giudice to melt our brains? I just assumed that this was because there is, in fact, a higher power and that it is merciful. But it turns out it's because Teresa would never want to do anything to tear her family apart.
You can't tell, but in between that paragraph and this one, I was hospitalized for rupturing my spleen trying to dissect that statement. It's cool, I've got an awesome scar now. If what Teresa is saying is true, then I'm seriously concerned that she doesn't actually know that she is a star of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Has she not seen the show? THE DEFINING FEATURE OF THAT SHOW IS THAT HER FAMILY HAS BEEN TORN APART. That's the central conflict! I just can't even. While she may have said 'no' to the spinoff now, I secretly hope that if she and Joe are found guilty on their fraud charges and sent to jail, that their time in the clink will be optioned by someplace like Spike TV.
Do you think Teresa's for real about not doing a spinoff?
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