Farrah Abraham’s New Adult Toys Have Way Too Much Farrah in Them (VIDEO)

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farrah abraham sex toyHey, you know what's been missing from our lives? Farrah Abraham sex toys. You know it. She knows it. That's why she's been hard at work, having her lady parts cast into silicone so we can each have our own Farrah Abraham sex doll. God bless us, every one! Farrahs for the people. Who wants one? You! And you! And you! And you!

Okay, seriously, though. Who wants one? I'm sincerely curious. Because a company has gone and invested in the manufacture of these toys (say it like Farrah does: toh-EEZ!), and I'm assuming they did their market research and saw a lot of potential buyers. Really, potential Farrah sex doll owners? REALLY. What is it about Farrah that turns you on?

Check out the video -- this doll is going to be as anatomically correct as it gets. You'll be able to do everything with it. Use your imagination. Don't make me elaborate. Please.

In true Farrah style, we get a bizarre mixture of bimbo sex kitten and ... mommy! As she lies on her back, knees up, goop smushed up against her entire genital area, she points out that it's the same position she assumed when she gave birth. You know what? I am all for recognizing that sexual energy, creative energy, and motherhood all come from essentially the same place. That just because you're a mother doesn't mean you can't also be a sexual being. But somehow, when that idea comes out of Farrah mouth, it just makes me squirm. Ugh.

"Vaginal and anal!" Farrah squeals. "I can say those because I'm a mom!" WHAT? I don't understand how those two ideas are related. I swear, sometimes I think Farrah says effed-up shit like that just to be perverse. Maybe she's not as dumb as she seems -- maybe it's all really calculated. 

Or maybe I give her too much credit.

Anyway. What else is there to say? Now we have this, or we will soon. We could end up with a whole line of toys, not just the Farrah dolls. It kind of looks like she wants to reinvent the Rabbit, which ... good. (I mean, they kind of already did that with the Happy Rabbit but whatever.) It does seem like a natural fit for Farrah. Now you can reenact Back Door Teen. Just like ... you always ... wanted to ... sigh.

What do you think of Farrah's latest venture?

 

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nonmember avatar Raina

DEE SCUSTING!

momofcfk momofcfk

OMG her poor child...and her parents have to be so disappointed in her. Her daughter should be taken away from her so she can live a normal life. So sad....

Cayla... CaylaChristine

There's a very fine line between being a "successful adult entertainer" and just being a straight up whore. It is abundantly clear that Farrah is obsessed with selling her body and being nothing more than a sex object. Did you see her face light up at the thought of "taking sex symbol to a new level"? She was all smiles talking about men jerking off to her. She is a disgrace to herself, her family, and all women everywhere. The number of times she references her daughter in that video is absolutely disgusting.

nonmember avatar J

Wow, just wow. For a 'personal sex tape' "accidently" being leaked she sure has embrassed the whole porn start thing. The only thing you're known for is taking off your clothes and selling your body. You will be a dried up has been, litterally, very, very soon. The whole novelty of her is wearing off and after everyone was already able to see it she will never get that kind of money for a porn again.

mom2a... mom2asmarttot

Wow, I'm so sad for her daughter.

Jenna Stevens

Oh wow just when I thought she couldn't get any worse. I'm sorry Sophia I really am. I feel so sorry for her. I mean I guess it's somewhat smart that Farrah is making money but she's getting money for all the wrong reasons. And after watching that video and seeing her so happy it just really disgusted me.

nonmember avatar Samantha

what a slut and she calls herself a mom i hope her daughter chooses a different path not the one Farrah choose.

Tara Pruett

WAIT! WHAT? I didn't wanna know there was such a damn thing........ EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Stacy Crimson

They just need to stick to something like sex furniture from http://headboardhandlebars.com/. This is less gross compared to what this women did.

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