OMG. When I heard Dancing With the Stars season 17 contestant Snooki admit that she's considering a boob job because she thinks her breasts are "disgusting" after having a baby, I nodded my head and blurted out statements like, "Yep. I hear ya, mama!"
She's dishing about her lack of oomph in the chest department on today's episode of Bethenny and says, "My boobs are disgusting. My boobs are hanging, my boobs got so big. You can't see now because I have a bra -- I have a Victoria's Secret Wonder Bra on -- but when I don't, they just sag and it's like skin, so I am thinking of getting a boob job maybe ... I want to feel confident with my boobies and I don't."
And then Bethenny Frankel apparently tells her that she had her girls fixed up and that Snooki "has to get the lift."
Their little conversation really couldn't have come at a more fitting time. I was honestly just telling my husband a couple nights ago that I really think I need to get on the boob lift bandwagon.
Not necessarily a boob job to bump me up a cup size or two -- just a boob lift.
Ugh. I can't empathize with Snooki more when it comes to the whole "boobs hanging" thing. Um, what's up with that?!? It's like as soon as you've been through pregnancy, your breasts suddenly start pointing toward your feet like there's some sort of unavoidable magnetic pull going on.
It's so embarrassing, in fact, that there are many nights where I won't take my bra off until I'm in bed under the covers and the lights are out -- because I know the minute I unclasp the thing, my boobs will drop from my chest to my belly button. (Ok, maybe that's a tad dramatic, but still. My girls sag.)
I've always been one of those people who is terrified of anything plastic surgery-related, but the allure of having my breasts back up at the level they're supposed to be almost seems to appealing to resist. I might just have to do it. (I said might.)
But since Snooki is only 25 and plans on having three more kids, she might want to wait a while before going under the knife. It would be a real shame to give her girls a boost only to have them head south over and over again.
Have you thought about having a boob job or lift since you had kids?
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I create a special savings account
I put a little away at a time
I cut corners until I can afford it
Save? Who has money to save?
I plan to put it on my credit card and love the benefits of the reward program