Sean Lowe’s Sister Reveals the Horrible Truth About the Lowe Family

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sean loweBachelor contestant and fiance Sean Lowe sure came across as perfect. Perfect smile, perfect abs, and even a perfect family. When the Lowe crew emerged from whatever Mt. Olympus neighborhood of Dallas they come from, viewers were stunned by their golden perfection and were forced to scramble for their sunglasses. But do not be deceived, says Sean's sister, Shay. It's all a lie. A LIE, I TELL YOU! Shay says the Lowe family is far from perfect.

Our family was represented well on both shows but I don’t think it accurately describes us. I have had many people say that our family looks 'perfect' ... well, it’s not. My family is great and I’m incredibly blessed but it’s far from perfect. What you saw on both of those shows was just three days out of our lives. We have a wonderful family but I would hate for anyone to think it’s perfect. No family is perfect.

Oh gawd. #HUMBLEBRAG. Humblebrag.com. ®Humblebrag™ ©Sean'ssister. Ooh, don't you just HATE it when reality TV makes you look good? Like when the editing is actually flattering instead of, you know, real? Damn you, editors! Making the Lowes look attractive and convivial. That is the worst.

Look, Shay: Shush. Just enjoy the gift the television gods have bestowed upon you and your family. You do know this doesn't happen to everyone, right? You got lucky, so just go with it. Your history with kleptomania was not crucial to The Bachelor plotline. Neither was your dad's troubling predilection for dressing up in clown costumes in non-birthday party contexts. Your mother's grotesque lobster-shaped jello mold hording, your husband's dangerous Necco Wafer addiction -- none of us needed to see any of that because it didn't fit well with the Sean Lowe Perfect Guy storyline.

We know it's all fake. But we don't care. So enjoy your fake-perfection. Congratulations, your 15 minutes of fame were not embarrassing. What more could you possibly want from reality TV?

Did you really believe the Lowe family is as perfect as it seemed on TV?

 

Image via Sean Lowe/Twitter

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nonmember avatar J

Back off. Maybe she just isn't comfortable with everyone coming up to her and being like 'oh you're so perfect' or 'what do you have to be upset about' or any unreal expectations that are now bestowed upon them. Perhaps being thrown on a pedistal isn't the funnest place to be. Perhaps she is just truly humble and someone asked her and she answered honestly. Geez, the girl can't win. Jealousy really is ugly.

Cathy Neumann-Bearse

Excuse me .. but it sure seems like you just want to dish dirt about these people.  Can you PLEASE stop... I DONT CARE anymore about Sean and Catherine or Des and her fiance .. LEAVE THEM ALONE!!  GOT IT?


 

nonmember avatar Jen

If you "don't care", then why are you on here whining? Stay off her blog if you don't like what she has to say. No ones forcing you to read it.

Kathy Segerstrom

More power to the Lowes, you should stop writing about things you don't like, get off this negative mary go round mis negative!!!!!!

Roberta Howard

Who cares about the Lowes life or Des life  Move on to the present.

Sheila Hedrick

Guy's this was all written tongue in cheek! She was joking. We all know that no family is perfect. Well most of us that is. I agree that a lot of the times things written here aren't so nice, but this was just a fun post. She isn't being mean. She's trying to let us know that the Lowe family is normal. Have a blessed day ya'll..

nonmember avatar Jessica Gayaram

I just love Sean and Catherine! They are the cutest things ever:)

Angie Molinario Parker

THEY SEEM LIKE AN AVERAGE ALL AMERICAN FAMILY WITH TONS OF BEHIND THE SCENES BAGGAGE - JUST LIKE ANY OTHER FAMILY - LOL LOL

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