Robert Pattinson’s Secret Passion Could Get All Over Our Bodies

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robert pattinson diorAre you sick and tired of reading story after story about Robert Pattinson's emotional life? He misses Kristen Stewart. He's totally over Kristen Stewart. He's looking for a new girlfriend. He's not looking for a new girlfriend. He's dating this celeb, he's dating that celeb. WHO DOES ROB LOVE TODAY. Who cares? Here's something totally unexpected from the world of RPattz: Robert Pattinson wants to design women's clothing.

Guät?!? "I want to get more involved with the industry, I really like it,” Rob said in a profile in Harper's Bazaar Arabia. “I like drawing couture dresses. I started doing it and was like ‘what is happening?’ Suddenly I had a sketchbook full of dresses." Yeah, exactly. What is happening -- Robert Pattinson sketching women's couture and talking about getting into the industry? I want to see that sketch book!

Maybe it was hanging out with all those models and fashionistas for the Dior Homme ad campaign. I sure didn't see this coming, but I guess it makes sense. So what does Rob like about women's fashion? "I like the artistry of it, it’s like costume design. The speed of it means you can just move so much quicker. I like designing clothes." Ah, so maybe all this time Rob seemed to be sulking his way through the Twilight series, he was secretly reveling in the costumes. I can picture him delicately fingering Eva Green's dresses and marveling at their artistry.

But what is Robert's design philosophy? "If someone looks good in their clothes, it’s because they are comfortable in their own skin. It’s literally just like if you are owning it." Okay! True and ... kind of a cliche. But he's a beginner, so we'll allow it.

Anyway, obviously we are dying to see what a Robert Pattinson original would look like. I think his dresses would reveal a lot about his fantasies of women. What does Rob think is sexy? Will someone please "leak" this sketch book at least so we can find out? Rob, show us your sketches and I'll show you my Robert Pattinson's Skulking Around Los Angeles flannel shirt collection. You'll love it.

What do you think Rob's dress designs are like?

 

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