By now you've probably seen the video for Miley Cyrus's song "Wrecking Ball." If you haven't, here are the highlights. Miley in white, Miley crying, Miley licking stuff, Miley in the buff, Miley forming an intimate relationship with a wrecking ball. There. You're welcome.
The video is as bizarre as they come, and we wouldn't expect anything less from Miley these days. That's why this doctored version hitting the web is such a delight. I should rephrase. That's why this doctored version is such a creepy, creepy delight.
This eight-second version of the video is totally identical to the original except for one, crucial thing. Instead of featuring Miley's face, we are treated to the hilarity of Nicolas Cage's face on Miley's body. It's tempting when stuff like this appears to be like, "but ... why?" To which I answer, hush your pretty face and just enjoy the weirdness. Also, maybe watch a bunch of Nicolas Cage movies this weekend. He needs the money.