Ever since Jenelle Evans started dating Nathan Griffith, her Twitter feed has become an overshare fest. We've seen photos of the two embracing in bed. We've seen screenshots of racy text messages exchanged between them. We seen ... just ... too much. It's like we're the third person in their hot 'n' steamy romance. It's great that Jenelle is happy and in love, but not everyone wants to hear all the intimate details of her personal life.
Jenelle doesn't see it that way, though.
Video from a police dash cam has surfaced from when Griffith was busted on a DUI recently, and, for whatever reason, Jenelle felt the need to tell the cop that "we were trying to have sex."
"That’s why you guys were all over the road?" the cop responded.
"Yeah," she said.
"Well, that's not very good," the officer tells her.
And then he vomited in his mouth. Just kidding. But, fun fact! Griffith reportedly vomited in the back of the police car that night!
Listen, I know what it's like when you first fall in love. You want to be around the person 24/7, and you think that everyone -- even random police officers -- care as much about the passion and chemistry you and your significant other have. But news flash, Jenelle: They don't. Even if this was just a lame attempt at trying to get out of a ticket, dear god, it's TMI. No one wants to hear that. Because it's personal. So, for the love of all that is holy, would you quit filling everyone in on your and Nathan's sex life? And, hey, while you're at it, why don't you guys quit driving around town (allegedly) drunk, too, thanks!
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Image via Jenelle Evans/Twitter