Taylor Swift Cozies Up to Hunky Young Actor Who Already Has Our Pity

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Taylor SwiftRunnnnnnn dude, R-U-N! That's what most people are probably shouting at Taylor Swift's rumored new guy pal, Brenton Thwaites.

Who?

Don't worry, that was my reaction too when I first heard his name. Here's what we know about Brenton so far.

He's an Australian actor who met Taylor at the Toronto Film Festival where he was in attendance promote his new movie, Oculus. He's 24. He's pretty hunky. And supposedly he and Taylor talked for an hour and "made each other laugh." Eyewitnesses report he "had his arm around her back" and that "she touched his leg a few times." (Gasp! Scandalous, I tell you.)

And oh yeah, "they seemed pretty into each other."

Here's a photo of the poor dude, who obviously has no idea what in the hell he's getting himself into by getting chummy with Taylor.

 Brenton Thwaites

He's pretty cute, isn't he? Yeah, well he also must be pretty naive, or he has no clue who, exactly, Taylor Swift is or what her reputation with guys has been thus far. If he did -- why in the heck would he go ahead and put himself in a position to inevitably wind up on her shit list?

Unless he's ready to get down on one knee and propose to her immediately, then Brenton had better prepare himself to be sucked in, spit out like trash, torn to shreds in a catchy new song, and of course, not-so-subtly insulted in front of the masses at whatever awards show Taylor happens to appear on after the breakup. (Don't even get me started on how she horrible she's been to Harry Styles. My head will explode if I talk about it any further.)

Ugh. I already feel awful for this guy and he and Swifty may not even be a thing. But if they do wind up dating? Let's hope he has a really thick skin -- and let's hope he doesn't have a huge interest in American music. What he doesn't hear won't hurt him, right?

Do you think Brenton should give Taylor a chance?

 

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nonmember avatar Mara

You are a jerk.

worki... workingmama86

you do realize that not every song she writes about a guy is bad, right? Have you heard "back to december"? Or "tear drops on my guitar"? 


Leave the girl alone. She's young, she's gonna date, and rightfully so.

Jaghd810 Jaghd810

Wow...you are an asshole..bitter, lonely asshole.  She is young.  She can date whomever she wants and however many people she wants.  Stop being a jealous fucktard.

Jason McCann

"made each other laugh." Eyewitnesses report he "had his arm around her back" and that "she touched his leg a few times." (Gasp! Scandalous, I tell you.)

And oh yeah, "they seemed pretty into each other."

lol @ the losers who get off on "reporting" this stuff to tmz. "Uh yeah they were like totally into eachother omg" Nothing lower than the NONFAMOUS people in entertainment.

nonmember avatar Grace

Mary's articles are always very negative and she hates on love and anything to do with two people dating. I wonder which man is responsible for her attitude? I feel sorry for her. She's clearly lonely and sad. Taylor does not just write bad songs about guys, she also writes sweet and loving songs. get a clue mary and quit being so bitter about love.

nonmember avatar Brentwood

Taylor Swift is a bitter,entitled little b_3@!h.She's the butt of jokes for a reason and she is as plain jane as they come,not attractive at all.Zero talent to boot.If she wants to be taken seriously she needs to stop acting like a childish,scorned highschool girl.

nonmember avatar susan

WOW!! Taylor writes love songs too !! Wonder why this writer is so ugly and bitter about Taylor? Is she jealous ?Time to leave Taylor alone!!!

nonmember avatar Joe

How old is this writer? 40? And swooning over harry Styles? Odd.

Taylor better do her thing and enjoy her youth and dating. God knows that is what all girls her age are doing. But they do not have menopausal bitter creatures like Mary here putting them down for it.

nonmember avatar sumant

How dare you?! Just how do you dare write something so vile about someone who hasn't done anything other than date a couple of guys. And the fact that you don't even consider maybe Harry Styles was wrong to her then and that's the reason she's acting the way she is now is revolting. Why else woukd he apologize to her 7 months later and say "i was crazy to let you go. Im so sorry"? You, my dear, are a judgemental lil bitch.

nonmember avatar Gman

she can do WAY better....

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